July 22nd, 2008

Emotional Rollercoaster: Blues v Blue


images courtesy of ZUMA/KEYSTONE Press

When it comes to being accosted by large, blue dragons/lions in foreign lands, here is how the Chelsea boys handle their emotions:

John Terry: freaked
Shaun Wright-Phillips: non-plussed
Michael Essien: disturbed
Florent Malouda: denial, avoids eye contact
Petr Cech: traumatized


UPDATE: Those concerned about the lack of Lampsy, do not despair, he was in attendance. We just don’t have any shots of him looking at the creature.

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20 Responses to “Emotional Rollercoaster: Blues v Blue”

  1. blondebiatch{single} says:

    damn u r sexier thani thought

  2. Genevieve Gourcuff says:


  3. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    Waaaaa!! No Frank! where is Frank!!?????? Waaaaaa!!!

  4. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    Waaaaa!! No Frank! where is Frank!!?????? Waaaaaa!!!

  5. This made me laugh, A LOT!!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  6. Becca x says:

    I wish lampard would just sign the bloody contract!
    The tension is killing me!

  7. Kat says:

    ^ And ‘him’ for ‘me’.

    Sorry for the triple post. It’s still morning and my mind is still a bit of a mess.

  8. Kat says:

    ^ I meant lion.

  9. Kat says:

    Honestly, I think JT is giving more of a “WTF” look than a straight “freaked out” one with these dragons.

    Although, I do agree with Petr’s traumatized look. And while I’m at it, does anyone notice Carlo’s right behind me? No? Meh.

    I also agree somewhat with TFO on the casual shirts. That huge black blob on their shoulders makes it look less appealing on the eye than without it.

  10. brandy says:

    LOL Kickette! That’s hilarious!

  11. TammyV says:

    WHERE IS LAMPS????  I need to see his reaction to this drama

  12. carly says:

    ahahah their faces!!

  13. That’s fun.  Why do countries feel they must trot out weird mascots with strange musical instruments to welcome visiting teams?

    I have to say I’m not loving the Chelsea casual shirts.  The black patchy thingee on the shoulders is ugly.

  14. justlikexabi says:

    that’s a lion, not a dragon..

  15. Johnna says:

    LMFAO John I love you so much. So so much.

  16. ibra honey says:

    the looks on their faces are hilariously accurately described by kickette.
    malouda avoiding eyecontact

  17. autumnmaple101 says:

    I want to kill myself…Chelsea is coming to my town on the 29th of July…and I can't make it!! Sigh…I think it would probably take more than a blue lion to scare John Terry

  18. Moongirl says:

    Awww poor Petr looks totally tweaked! BTW whats that strange white thing in his left hand??

  19. Elise says:

    LOL. John, Petr, and Carlo all look like they're thinking 'Oh my god. Just where the f**k are we, 'cause you're kidding me, right?!' SWP looks like 'Nah, mate, I don't what you talking about- big blue fringey thing….nah, hadn't seen one..' LOL John still looks delicious…slightly scruffy and delicious. (sigh)

  20. FootballerChick43 - says:

    LMFAO. I love everyone on the Chelsea Squad. I seriously do.. I laughed until I cried.