December 13th, 2010
Why We Love: Carla Dona Garcia
Cesc Fabregas and Carla Dona Garcia. He really is that tall, y’know.
We’re fully embracing our new positive attitude to the women in our lives. No, we’ve not had too much holiday punch (yes we have).
So brace yourselves while we explore why we should all love Cesc Fabregas’ lady Carla Dona Garcia. Because, seriously, she’s kind of brill.
1. She’s stacked. As regular readers of Kickette will know, we are not constrained by gender restrictions and are huge advocates of da boobies (we like them so much we got our own).Be honest. Carla is sporting one of the finest sets in the game, no?
And while we’re on an objectification of women tip, check out Carla in her Loobs (on the right). Yes, Alex Gerrard currently holds the ‘Best WAG Legs’ title – but roll on the 2011 ‘Best WAG Pins’ competition, we say. (Images via ontd_football)
2. She said this. ‘Cesc deserves to be known for his sport but I haven’t done anything in my life to deserve fame, so why should I try to seek it?’ Um… Carla? Any chance of a Wagabee instructional DVD in time for Christmas? The world we be a much finer place.
3. She don’t care nuthin’ for standards. Trainers to Nobu (left)? We can only dream of such pain free feet as we fend off the tantalising aroma of unlicensed mini cab kebab/onion/pine air freshener whilst surreptitiously rubbing our collapsed arches and trying to prevent our killer (literally) heels touching the gross arse cab floor at the same time. Sigh. (Image via hola.com)
You think we stand a chance of retaining this positive outlook? No. Neither do we.