December 4th, 2009
World Cup 2010: The Draw Is Up
Even though David Beckham’s hair is embarrassing us, we still believe. Oh, yes we believe. Image via Reuters
Were you watching? For those in a non-footy environment, we offer our condolences. Trying to explain to randoms why you are excited, flushed and hitting refresh on your computer every 40 nanoseconds can be stressful.
Note: Charlize Theron is forever banned from this site. Her jokes during tense moments made us stabby.
There’s nothing bigger or better than the World Cup, folks. We’re nearly there. And with 6 months to go, you still have plenty of time to plan an “emergency” that will require you to take June/July off of work.
How are you feeling about the draw results (full list below)?
We’re a little freaked by England drawing USA in Group C and sympathize for the hosts getting a tough line up. And oh, mercy, Portugal and Brazil?
Okay, we have to stop talking about it. Time to pre-book our therapist.
Group A: South Africa, Mexico, Uruguay, France
Group B: Argentina, Nigeria, South Korea, Greece
Group C: England, USA, Algeria, Slovenia
Group D: Germany, Australia, Serbia, Ghana
Group E: Holland, Denmark, Japan, Cameroon
Group F: Italy, Paraguay, New Zealand, Slovakia
Group G: Brazil, Korea DPR, Ivory Coast, Portugal
Group H: Spain, Switzerland, Honduras, Chile