June 22nd, 2010

World Cup Hottie Hunting: Mark Gonzalez, Chile

Images via Keystone Press, Getty images.

Is Mark Gonzalez the second coming of Cristiano, only with(slightly) less gel and suntan oil? We certainly hope so.

Chile laid claim to the top spot of the Group H leader board following yesterday’s 1 – 0 defeat of Switzerland. Mark’s facial features, meanwhile, are making a convincing argument for our World Cup MVP: most valuable piece of ass.

We don’t care to research his background in between our time consuming/productivity halting “he’s hot!” discussions, so take these pictures for what they’re worth: he’s really hot.

See also: his half torso flash. It’s like he’s tempting us by saying, “Finest Five me and I’ll take the rest off.”

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34 Responses to “World Cup Hottie Hunting: Mark Gonzalez, Chile”

  1. cass says:

    obvio que es lindo si es chileno …

    y mañana hara otro gol y le ganaremos a España :)

  2. Eli aka NC says:

    Very very sexy, he needs to come play in Europe RIGHT NOW. I bet he would make CR9 very jealous lol

  3. sounderslove says:

    wow. yes. i would.

    chile as a whole were actually kind of…ok more than kind of unf-worthy. seriously, there are some chicos muy guapos on that equipo.

  4. Erin says:

    His play was often disappointing for LFC, but his looks never were! Happy to see him get the goal and happy to see his cute face. Well done, Mark!

  5. lily says:

    I think Vidal is the hottest from Chile.

  6. Liz says:

    He’s better looking that Cristiano.

    I can’t really get into someone who would take more time to get ready than I would!

    … Actually, no I wouldn’t say no to C-Ron lol.

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  8. kenita says:

    he's hot, he was raised on my home city, too bad we never run into each other >:O

  9. lulu says:

    I was definitely waiting for this post! I saw him on a ESPN show once… BTW must confess i was watching ESPN only in the hopes of getting topless Forlan images. needless to say i was satisfied with the switch.

  10. mila_casillas says:

    He's ok I guess. But rather average looking. No where near Cristiano's level. I need some more shirtless photos before I can decide for sure.

  11. MissEstonia says:

    Hello, how did you guys not know about him before from his days at Liverpool?? :O I am the anti-Liverpoop fan of course, but even I had to admit that he was hecka fine in that hideous shirt!

  12. simone says:

    Eventhoug I think he's hot, I completely agree with D.J because i am Cristy obsessed.

  13. simone says:

    All i can say is thanks kikette,I never even bothered to look at a Chile match, but now I have a reason to.

  14. Ella says:

    He’s ok, but I certainly wouldn’t start putting him in Cristiano’s category!! Very few ppl are hot enough to be in Cris’ category! :)

  15. Six says:

    So not hot, but that’s just me. He looks like he’s 14. Wonder if he has hair on his nads yet.

  16. senora ramos says:

    he is very cute. chile on the whole is pretty good looking :)

  17. c-kyiv says:

    O yes now that is hot!!!! I luv the world cup !!! Not only football is my favorite sport. This competition reunites some of the hottest men !!!

  18. Mrs.DiegoForlan says:

    lool "MVP: most valuable piece of ass"! that made my day!

    ps: totally agree with lulu. we need more topless pictures of Diego Forlan and STAT.

  19. hotsoccerplayers says:

    this is one of the greatest discoveries! and hes not super conceded like cristiano is, or lets hope he isnt

  20. D.J. says:

    ohh PUHLEEZ! no one is anywhere near cris in my eyes…cristiano ronaldo is the definition of hotness!

  21. LuvinBale says:

    He is nummy for sure!! BTW Kickette- have you seen some of Sovenia's players? Whoa nelly!! Who knew? I say take a little looky and post some thoughts.

  22. Maria says:

    Oh yes!!! You know, he was born in South Africa, so it's a very special World Cup for him. Also, he did play a couple of seasons for Liverpool FC and is now in CSKA Moscow. (A friend of mine lived in the same block of flats when he was in da Pool!!)

    There's a bit of background for you girls ;)