June 22nd, 2010
World Cup Hottie Hunting: Mark Gonzalez, Chile
Images via Keystone Press, Getty images.
Is Mark Gonzalez the second coming of Cristiano, only with(slightly) less gel and suntan oil? We certainly hope so.
Chile laid claim to the top spot of the Group H leader board following yesterday’s 1 – 0 defeat of Switzerland. Mark’s facial features, meanwhile, are making a convincing argument for our World Cup MVP: most valuable piece of ass.
We don’t care to research his background in between our time consuming/productivity halting “he’s hot!” discussions, so take these pictures for what they’re worth: he’s really hot.
See also: his half torso flash. It’s like he’s tempting us by saying, “Finest Five me and I’ll take the rest off.”
obvio que es lindo si es chileno …
y mañana hara otro gol y le ganaremos a España
Very very sexy, he needs to come play in Europe RIGHT NOW. I bet he would make CR9 very jealous lol
He has been playing in Europe for a while now. Spain then England then Spain and now Russia.
Spain???? And WHY on Earth did this go unnoticed by me? Bleh, this means that Spanish media definitely suck!
wow. yes. i would.
chile as a whole were actually kind of…ok more than kind of unf-worthy. seriously, there are some chicos muy guapos on that equipo.
His play was often disappointing for LFC, but his looks never were! Happy to see him get the goal and happy to see his cute face. Well done, Mark!
I think Vidal is the hottest from Chile.
He’s better looking that Cristiano.
I can’t really get into someone who would take more time to get ready than I would!
… Actually, no I wouldn’t say no to C-Ron lol.
Holaaaa
ola, indeed:)
he's hot, he was raised on my home city, too bad we never run into each other >:O
I was definitely waiting for this post! I saw him on a ESPN show once… BTW must confess i was watching ESPN only in the hopes of getting topless Forlan images. needless to say i was satisfied with the switch.
VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD TO CHILE-SPAIN!!!
He's ok I guess. But rather average looking. No where near Cristiano's level. I need some more shirtless photos before I can decide for sure.
Hello, how did you guys not know about him before from his days at Liverpool?? :O I am the anti-Liverpoop fan of course, but even I had to admit that he was hecka fine in that hideous shirt!
Eventhoug I think he's hot, I completely agree with D.J because i am Cristy obsessed.
All i can say is thanks kikette,I never even bothered to look at a Chile match, but now I have a reason to.
He’s ok, but I certainly wouldn’t start putting him in Cristiano’s category!! Very few ppl are hot enough to be in Cris’ category!
So not hot, but that’s just me. He looks like he’s 14. Wonder if he has hair on his nads yet.
he is very cute. chile on the whole is pretty good looking
*adds to stalking list* lol Glad you’re a gooner
lol! me too. now i must brush up on all the history and players and everything! i’ve been told everything bad is denilson’s fault lol!
chile and spain will be a good match to watch for the talent and the, ahem “talent” that will be on the field. vamos espana! but glad chile should be the other team!
eta: kickette, i know we are looking for unknown hotties on teams less than represented normally, but speaking of spain, i think you should take a gander at the other fernando…llorente
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3219/3046356804_9a8c0a354b.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mLQTmkZ2HeA/SrejJDq2tAI/AAAAAAAACCE/2tpNeQHDA8c/s400/llorente.jpg
Oooh! He's pretty! Me gusta!
OMG!! I thought I was the only one who noticed him!! He is sooooooo fine and his eyes are mind blowingly gorgeous!1
OMG yes he is very hot, me likey lots.Just need to get through tomorrow then can concentrate on Espana lol
Haha Denilson
lucky nesta, you're team didn't put you through a heart attack today. bring on chile and espana
OMG!! I thought I was the only one who noticed him!! He is sooooooo fine and his eyes are mind blowingly gorgeous!
i was noticing that about chile…
chile vs spain will be an epic match of unf-worthy players.
O yes now that is hot!!!! I luv the world cup !!! Not only football is my favorite sport. This competition reunites some of the hottest men !!!
lool "MVP: most valuable piece of ass"! that made my day!
ps: totally agree with lulu. we need more topless pictures of Diego Forlan and STAT.
this is one of the greatest discoveries! and hes not super conceded like cristiano is, or lets hope he isnt
ohh PUHLEEZ! no one is anywhere near cris in my eyes…cristiano ronaldo is the definition of hotness!
He is nummy for sure!! BTW Kickette- have you seen some of Sovenia's players? Whoa nelly!! Who knew? I say take a little looky and post some thoughts.
Oh yes!!! You know, he was born in South Africa, so it's a very special World Cup for him. Also, he did play a couple of seasons for Liverpool FC and is now in CSKA Moscow. (A friend of mine lived in the same block of flats when he was in da Pool!!)
There's a bit of background for you girls