June 29th, 2010

World Cup Word Games: Spanish National Team

We’re all about keeping things light today, dear readers, as motivation ain’t running too high.

Because our inner fantasies can barely contain themselves, we’re playing The Kickette Word Association Game. The rules are this: we’ll give a word and/or phrase and you must disclose the first thought/person that comes to mind.

You can thank the magical minds of Barney’s and Simon Doonan for inspiring this game. If you know your Spanish NT gossip, this should be a breeze.

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48 Responses to “World Cup Word Games: Spanish National Team”

  1. Shen says:

    “Gingavitis”- Ramos?
    “Illegitimate Baby Momma”-valdes
    “Primark”- pique?
    “Bull Fighting Midgets”- xavi xD
    “Attention Deficit Disorder”- CESC!!
    “Mane and Tail Shampoo”- Puyi xD
    “Bear Skin Rug”- CESC!
    “Nutella Coated Freckles”- Torres xD

  2. Lorihanna,Davis (: says:

    my, baby nando !
    uuft i love em’ all
    XABI :D
    and cesc, omgoSH

  3. zztop says:

    “Gingavitis”- Navas
    “Illegitimate Baby Momma”-Navas
    “Primark”- Navas
    “Bull Fighting Midgets”- Navas
    “Attention Deficit Disorder”- Navas
    “Mane and Tail Shampoo”- Navas
    “Bear Skin Rug”- Navas
    “Nutella Coated Freckles”- Navas

  4. Sylvia15 says:

    Bull fighting midgets!! LOL..they are short.. hahah xavi’s missed the header!! Short Iniesta! x
    Omg. Bear skin rug. Cesc must keep his sexy beard otherwise im gna have to personally find all the cut pieces and store them in my cesc box ;)
    Gingervitis!!?? Xabi is sexy in ginger!! Omg..
    Ew. Torres.

  5. Beth says:


  6. lulu says:

    I think “Mane and Tail Shampoo” is Puyol because he’s the one who can’t keep it under control. Somehow “ADD” sounds like Ramos to me, because he does weird things in the field. “Nutella on Freckles” gave me the goosebumps, thank you very much… too much goodness on one phrase. Bull fighting midgets is definitely Xavi and Villa, because Villz usually celebrates his goals with a bullfighter thingy… :D

    The others, I’m totally lost!! Hope there’s a cheat sheet hidden somewhere around the site

    Llorente amazes me, but I can’t help loving Piqué’s geeky-cute groove going on. Who had the shorts up to their chest and the laces hanging out?? Gotta love the nerdy one… oooh maybe he’s the ADD case!

  7. CLB says:

    I was at the stadium I live in Cape Town and I swear that everybody came out for this game. I was sitting there in Spain beanie and red get-up and screaming my lungs out. It’s just amazing being there and celebrating a great football match with a whole stadium full of people. :) great great great football!!

    “Gingavitis”-Xabi Alonso
    “Illegitimate Baby Momma”-Valdes
    “Primark”- what is Primark?
    “Bull Fighting Midgets”- Xavi but no idea why the plural
    “Attention Deficit Disorder”- no idea…
    “Mane and Tail Shampoo”- Ramos
    “Bear Skin Rug”- … erm… Cesc?
    “Nutella Coated Freckles”- Nando

  8. Tia says:

    Can someone tell me why everyone is associating Xabi Alonso with gingivitis?!?!?!

    • senora ramos says:

      maybe because of ginger? lol! i don’t know. no of the guys strike me as having that.

  9. D.J says:

    CESC just shave!! please…i cant take it anymore, the thought of people nominating you for bear skin rug (which im still kinda confused over. doesnt it mean a hairy chest? cuz cesc's isnt! i've stalked him to death).

  10. senora ramos says:

    ok, kickette, thanks for letting me vent about the play yesterday with out fussing me to get back on topic :D

    so i'll play the game

    "Gingavitis”- ummm, none?!

    “Illegitimate Baby Momma”-Valdes

    “Primark”- Pique

    “Bull Fighting Midgets”- Xavi and Villa (well, it has an s)

    “Attention Deficit Disorder”- Ramos

    “Mane and Tail Shampoo”- Ramos (i love you baby and i don't know why ppl think you look like a horse)

    “Bear Skin Rug”- Cesc

    “Nutella Coated Freckles”- Ramos

  11. p4ng says:

    Gingavitis – Xabi

    Illegitimate Baby Momma – what?

    Bull Fighting Midgets – XAVI!

    Attention Deficit Disorder – Iker

    Mane and Tait Shampoo – Ramos

    Bear Skin Rug – Cesc?

    Nutella Coated Freckles – Nando

  12. abby says:

    nutella freckles… nando<3

  13. eatmyboost says:

    Nutella-coated freckles – Iker :)

  14. Jen says:

    Nutella covered Nando—–I can think of nothing better!!

  15. simone says:

    Agree with Ines was very mad when i saw Llorente and not fabregas.

    • zztop says:

      wha? but Llorente is so seraphin pretty!

      • iida says:

        Yes, Llorente's pretty, but Cesc is Cesc! It makes me so sad to see him on the bench, he looks so upset… And anyway, he's the captain of Arsenal and one of the best midfielders out there. Del Bosque is making me mad, I want to see Cesc play!

  16. Julia says:

    “Illegitimate Baby Momma”-Valdes
    “Primark”- Pique
    “Bull Fighting Midgets”- Xavi
    “Attention Deficit Disorder”- Ramos
    “Mane and Tail Shampoo”- Puyol
    “Bear Skin Rug”- Iniestia
    “Nutella Coated Freckles”- Nando

  17. elnino says:

    Hahaha. “Bull fighting midgets” = Xavi! lol
    So glad Spain won.

  18. Irena says:

    I am new to Kickette :P can someone point out all the word associations :D ?
    I only got the last one!

  19. Bria says:

    'Gingavitis' – Alonso

    'Bull fighting midgets' – Xavi and Inesta (since you said midgets not midget)

    'Attention Deficit Disorder' – Iker

    'Mane and Tail Shampoo' – Puyol

    'Nutella Coated Freckles' – Torres

    'Bear Skin Rug' – Fabregas

    'Primark' – Pique/Ramos

    'Illegitimate Baby Momma' – Valdes

  20. Inés says:

    'Bull fighting midgets' – Xavi

    'Attention Deficit Disorder' – Iker

    'Mane and Tail Shampoo' – Sergio

    'Nutella Coated Freckles' – Torres

    'Bear Skin Rug' – Cesc

    the rest Idk!

    I'm very angry Cesc didn't played! >_<

  21. Audrey says:

    ?,?,? Xavi, Villa, Puyol, Ramos, Nando. Omg Spain won!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But where is Cesc???????

  22. rubyqueen says:

    nutella covered nando.mmmmmmmmmmmm.:D stop giving filthy thought's kickette.heehee. what is mane and tail shampoo.???

  23. Danielle says:

    Lmao! Xavi = Bull fighting midgets! lol .. Nutella coated freckles = Nando! Thats a given lol)

    Sooooo happy Spain won though!

  24. tResa says:

    Omg, I'm so glad Spain won…and so sad for Portugal at the same time. Seeing Ricardo so very, very sad broke my heart! :(

  25. Tabby "SaucyAus says:

    mmmm and nuttella and freckles :P

  26. Deedz says:

    LOL @ Mane and Tail Shampoo.

  27. Briel says:

    That last one is killing me. Why kickette… why would you give me that mental image? Two of my favorite things, Nutella and Nando… now I can't think of anything else!

  28. senora ramos says:

    lol kickette

    • Thea says:

      Girl – I just got in to watch the second half…. we could be in trouble!!!!

      • senora ramos says:

        lucky getting to watch. dvr is recording and i'm keeping up online. your new blaugrana is doing great things! 1-0 espana!

        • Thea says:

          Phew – in the quarters!!!! Was touch and go for a while, but god bless the new Barca boy Villa!!!!

          • senora ramos says:

            not trying to count chickens too early, but baring an upset by paraguay, we will be in trouble in the semi's. the selections that del bosque are making aren't working. where has silva been? llorente FINALLY saw the pitch and look how well he played. the middle is getting clogged repeatedly and villa is having to play to far back b/c iniesta is going too far right.

            sorry, i'm so excited that we won, but they are continuously making me nervous!!!!

            • zztop says:

              Del Bosque’s choices make me scratch my head and bite my nails too

            • Thea says:

              I am too – and can’t make my gut settle down. I just have this feeling that Casillas will make a really bad mistake and let in a crucail goal!!

              • senora ramos says:

                oh my god i know! they are never going to bench him now, but i would like to see someone else in goal!!! i don’t care if it’s pepe or victor, but iker makes me want to go through my tv and strangle him. he almost let an early goal in AGAIN yesterday on stupidity. i love you iker, but come on love. find your form again!!!

                • Thea says:

                  You read my mind Ramos – I will personally strangle Pastaface if he messes this up for us. Your boy looked cute BTW

                  • senora ramos says:

                    aww, are you warming up to el ramos? lol!

                    • senora ramos says:

                      lol! that's ok. i don't like to share. he really is such a great person. i think (though i love argentina) that it will be germany. if the walrus has the correct lineup, we can do it. if he doesn't…well, i just don't want to think about it right now. esp with silva going to city :'( no more davids at valencia. my heart is breaking!

                      ugh, don't mention jose to me right now. i'm about to ring his neck with transfers and rumors!

                    • Thea says:

                      Never – soooo not my type!! But he always acts like a gentlemen on the field, even when RM loose he shakes everybodies hand. Really fearful that Spain will crash out to Germany or Argentina..but wait and see. Enjoying being in agreement with you for once tho.

                      Next year with Jose at the helm of RM – we will have some fun ribbing each other lady!!!

                    • Thea says:

                      It will be the Jose show and that means one thing – BIG EXITS!!! Wouldn’t be surprised if a few of the Galactico’s go……I’m not stressing, as I’m sure Pep will provide some welcome rain storms on the special one’s parade!!

                    • senora ramos says:

                      if we lose a few galaticos, well, i’m not hard pressed about that. it’s the rumors i hear about him not liking sergio ::angryface:: and the worry of people coming that we don’t need ::cough cough di maria. cough cough stevie g:: and don’t need to splash out money on ::FREAKING A COLE::

                      pep and barca are going down! you’ll see. lol!

  29. VeNia says:

    hahaha that was hilarious!!!i thought exactly the weirdest things!hahaha!!