June 1st, 2011
Would You: Adil Rami, Lille
Images: Google, FFF.fr.
We were hoping to present our written case to you today on Adil Rami’s behalf, but words have a funny way of evading us when we least expect it. Therefore, this will be a quickie (in our dreams).
Sticking to the absolute need-to-know details, this 25-year-old Frenchie from Moroccan descent stands at a massively tall 6’3. Furthermore, his tongue has a life of its own and his mascot suit comes in a close second only to those of Arsenal’s adorkables. Humour and hotness all rolled into one buff and brawny Frenchman? It sounds too good to be true, don’t it?
Well, it partially is. Rami’s most obvious flaw is his complete and utter crap sense of style. Earlier this week he showed up to a France NT lunch in a pair of jorts (jeans + shorts), which made us recoil in disbelief. Also, he once donned a pair of horrendous-looking pair of boxer briefs that a can of kerosine wouldn’t even set on fire.
Of course, one smoldering calendar spread later and all is forgiven.
We find him to be pretty and wouldn’t think twice about ditching our gigantic designer sunnies to proudly show our faces as we did the stride of pride back to our flats in the morning.