June 1st, 2011

Would You: Adil Rami, Lille

Category France, Ligue 1, The Sizzle Query

Images: Google, FFF.fr.

We were hoping to present our written case to you today on Adil Rami’s behalf, but words have a funny way of evading us when we least expect it. Therefore, this will be a quickie (in our dreams).

Sticking to the absolute need-to-know details, this 25-year-old Frenchie from Moroccan descent stands at a massively tall 6’3. Furthermore, his tongue has a life of its own and his mascot suit comes in a close second only to those of Arsenal’s adorkables. Humour and hotness all rolled into one buff and brawny Frenchman? It sounds too good to be true, don’t it?

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Well, it partially is. Rami’s most obvious flaw is his complete and utter crap sense of style. Earlier this week he showed up to a France NT lunch in a pair of jorts (jeans + shorts), which made us recoil in disbelief. Also, he once donned a pair of horrendous-looking pair of boxer briefs that a can of kerosine wouldn’t even set on fire.

Of course, one smoldering calendar spread later and all is forgiven.

Straight talk, Kickettes: would you rub down Adil Rami? Is this a silly question altogether?

We find him to be pretty and wouldn’t think twice about ditching our gigantic designer sunnies to proudly show our faces as we did the stride of pride back to our flats in the morning.

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30 Responses to “Would You: Adil Rami, Lille”

  1. MadameGourcuff says:
    June 2, 2011 at 08:47

    Oui,Oui,Oui!!!

  2. nika says:
    June 2, 2011 at 08:31

    Well, I must admit that he's a good looking guy with great body but no one can possibly compare with Yoann!!! He'll always be my first French delight on the list and I 100% remain faithfull to him forever! And it's so sad that we won't have a chance to see him in the upcoming NT games, it's not the same without him! i really miss him!!!!!!!!!

  3. ToysForBots says:
    June 2, 2011 at 07:43

    All I have to say is merci, maroc!

  4. Liz says:
    June 2, 2011 at 07:31

    Yes yes and yessssssssssssssssssssssss cannot believe it took this long for him to get some coverage!!!

  5. Soccer Duckie says:
    June 2, 2011 at 05:30

    YES YES YES YES YES!!!!! What was the question again? =P

  6. Red_Girl says:
    June 2, 2011 at 04:13

    Looked at the first photo and thought, 'my old man's fitter than that.' Not often I browse kickette and think that.

  7. mariam says:
    June 1, 2011 at 23:56

    In a heart beat! He’s gorgeous!! But as for the jorts? Don’t worry guys! I’m arab, he’s arab; I know how arab guys are! ;) I could easily fix his jorts problem and smack some fashion sense into him! (Although I’d rather see him with no jorts);)

  8. @ChristinaLFP says:
    June 1, 2011 at 23:31

    French= yes, definitely.

  9. jen says:
    June 1, 2011 at 23:06

    is that even a question? yes, please! kickette, i love how you always feature my current footie crush..it's like you're reading my mind or something.

  10. Mar says:
    June 1, 2011 at 21:04

    hell yes

  11. bri_saldana says:
    June 1, 2011 at 19:32

    I would.

  12. Frances says:
    June 1, 2011 at 18:28

    IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? IN ONE HOT SECOND!!!!!!!!!

  13. Valencianista says:
    June 1, 2011 at 17:37

    Another hot one to Valencia CF !! :D

  14. gin_in_teacups says:
    June 1, 2011 at 16:32

    Adil, you had me at 6' 3.

    To be honest, the second photo does nothing for me. But the first one is so adorable and playful, it makes me want to do things.

  15. xoWinnie says:
    June 1, 2011 at 16:29

    …dat tongue…i wood ;)

  16. Mrs. Q.Borri says:
    June 1, 2011 at 15:38

    the calendar picture deletes every bad thing about him…. with that said he is just fine…!!! plus he is a 6'3 frenchmen what else can we ask for..?? oh wait i know what…. no clothes one… oh wait again.. he has none in the calendar picture..!! :) i need that as a wallpaper. jum.o!

  17. Kristine says:
    June 1, 2011 at 15:29

    Why yes..yes I would!

  18. bääääääää says:
    June 1, 2011 at 15:08

    hot + muslim = mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :):)

  19. Wow says:
    June 1, 2011 at 14:53

    I would difinately like to get my hands on that Bod, and that tongue v. nice i like!

  20. JA7 says:
    June 1, 2011 at 14:25

    With that tongue..YES!
    Damn these Moroccan players are just fineeeee !

  21. LizzyHS90 says:
    June 1, 2011 at 13:37

    That is a yes for me! Where can I get said calendar? lol

    • LuvinBale says:
      June 2, 2011 at 08:26

      I second that! Someone has to know where to get that calendar.
      Every month will be July!!!

  22. Carvivlie says:
    June 1, 2011 at 12:58

    I love Adil Rami!!!! He is so hot and has such a great dorky sense of humor. He and Phillip Mexes together are hysterical. And of course, he loves to take his clothes off ;)

  23. rslkdl says:
    June 1, 2011 at 12:05

    Seeing him just in calendar form, I'd say hell yes, but in the underwear pic, he just looks (like an) enormous (person) and that scares me.

  24. Bri says:
    June 1, 2011 at 12:04

    Oh yes. Oh yes. Thank you Kickette, I am so happy to see Rami here! Je t'aime Adil! I love this frenchman so so so much. He is cute and sweet, and really dedicated to footie- he was a gardener for a while to support his career early on. Oh. and he's scared of spiders.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDsIQDZqXWs” rel=”nofollow”>.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDsIQDZqXWs

  25. DrStrangelove says:
    June 1, 2011 at 11:35

    He certainly seems to like using his tongue a lot….

    In other news, that calendar picture is FINE!

  26. IrishBlue says:
    June 1, 2011 at 11:34

    Not my cup of tea to be honest but according to Wikipedia, his nickname is Shrek which is a bit mean. Come on he's not THAT bad!