June 1st, 2011

Would You: Adil Rami, Lille

Images: Google, FFF.fr.

We were hoping to present our written case to you today on Adil Rami’s behalf, but words have a funny way of evading us when we least expect it. Therefore, this will be a quickie (in our dreams).

Sticking to the absolute need-to-know details, this 25-year-old Frenchie from Moroccan descent stands at a massively tall 6’3. Furthermore, his tongue has a life of its own and his mascot suit comes in a close second only to those of Arsenal’s adorkables. Humour and hotness all rolled into one buff and brawny Frenchman? It sounds too good to be true, don’t it?

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Well, it partially is. Rami’s most obvious flaw is his complete and utter crap sense of style. Earlier this week he showed up to a France NT lunch in a pair of jorts (jeans + shorts), which made us recoil in disbelief. Also, he once donned a pair of horrendous-looking pair of boxer briefs that a can of kerosine wouldn’t even set on fire.

Of course, one smoldering calendar spread later and all is forgiven.

Straight talk, Kickettes: would you rub down Adil Rami? Is this a silly question altogether?

We find him to be pretty and wouldn’t think twice about ditching our gigantic designer sunnies to proudly show our faces as we did the stride of pride back to our flats in the morning.

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30 Responses to “Would You: Adil Rami, Lille”

  1. MadameGourcuff says:


  2. nika says:

    Well, I must admit that he's a good looking guy with great body but no one can possibly compare with Yoann!!! He'll always be my first French delight on the list and I 100% remain faithfull to him forever! And it's so sad that we won't have a chance to see him in the upcoming NT games, it's not the same without him! i really miss him!!!!!!!!!

  3. ToysForBots says:

    All I have to say is merci, maroc!

  4. Liz says:

    Yes yes and yessssssssssssssssssssssss cannot believe it took this long for him to get some coverage!!!

  5. Soccer Duckie says:

    YES YES YES YES YES!!!!! What was the question again? =P

  6. Red_Girl says:

    Looked at the first photo and thought, 'my old man's fitter than that.' Not often I browse kickette and think that.

  7. mariam says:

    In a heart beat! He’s gorgeous!! But as for the jorts? Don’t worry guys! I’m arab, he’s arab; I know how arab guys are! ;) I could easily fix his jorts problem and smack some fashion sense into him! (Although I’d rather see him with no jorts);)

  8. French= yes, definitely.

  9. jen says:

    is that even a question? yes, please! kickette, i love how you always feature my current footie crush..it's like you're reading my mind or something.

  10. Mar says:

    hell yes

  11. bri_saldana says:

    I would.

  12. Frances says:


  13. Valencianista says:

    Another hot one to Valencia CF !! :D

  14. gin_in_teacups says:

    Adil, you had me at 6' 3.

    To be honest, the second photo does nothing for me. But the first one is so adorable and playful, it makes me want to do things.

  15. xoWinnie says:

    …dat tongue…i wood ;)

  16. Mrs. Q.Borri says:

    the calendar picture deletes every bad thing about him…. with that said he is just fine…!!! plus he is a 6'3 frenchmen what else can we ask for..?? oh wait i know what…. no clothes one… oh wait again.. he has none in the calendar picture..!! :) i need that as a wallpaper. jum.o!

  17. Kristine says:

    Why yes..yes I would!

  18. bääääääää says:

    hot + muslim = mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :):)

  19. Wow says:

    I would difinately like to get my hands on that Bod, and that tongue v. nice i like!

  20. JA7 says:

    With that tongue..YES!
    Damn these Moroccan players are just fineeeee !

  21. LizzyHS90 says:

    That is a yes for me! Where can I get said calendar? lol

    • LuvinBale says:

      I second that! Someone has to know where to get that calendar.
      Every month will be July!!!

  22. Carvivlie says:

    I love Adil Rami!!!! He is so hot and has such a great dorky sense of humor. He and Phillip Mexes together are hysterical. And of course, he loves to take his clothes off ;)

  23. rslkdl says:

    Seeing him just in calendar form, I'd say hell yes, but in the underwear pic, he just looks (like an) enormous (person) and that scares me.

  24. Bri says:

    Oh yes. Oh yes. Thank you Kickette, I am so happy to see Rami here! Je t'aime Adil! I love this frenchman so so so much. He is cute and sweet, and really dedicated to footie- he was a gardener for a while to support his career early on. Oh. and he's scared of spiders.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDsIQDZqXWs” rel=”nofollow”>.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDsIQDZqXWs

  25. DrStrangelove says:

    He certainly seems to like using his tongue a lot….

    In other news, that calendar picture is FINE!

  26. IrishBlue says:

    Not my cup of tea to be honest but according to Wikipedia, his nickname is Shrek which is a bit mean. Come on he's not THAT bad!