March 16th, 2010
Would You: Marouane Chamakh, Bordeaux
Just hear us out, Kickettes.
A key plan of attack is identification of target before anyone else. This means the ability to see through any potential physical flaws of a player to the scrumptious loveliness that may lie underneath.
Case in point: Mr. Marouane Chamakh. Currently playing up front for Bordeaux, this boy has already attracted the eye of one Arsene Wenger and in all likelihood will become big news in the coming months. Bit of a cutie? Maybe. Gourcuff seems to think so, and he’s good-looking enough for us to value his opinion.
But there’s an elephant in the room.
The ‘extra from Star Trek’ hair is generally agreed to be nothing short of horrifying. Sitting opposite this hair in a restaurant, no matter how dim the mood lighting may be, would require an iron focus on future spending and a strength of purpose like few women have known before.
The question? Like an interior designer viewing a derelict building, are you prepared to put up with a few months of wading through rubble and builders backsides so you can bask in the beauty of what you have created? Can you put aside the unpleasantness for the time it takes to plug in the hair clippers?
Not convinced? Victoria Beckham started with this. We all know where that ended up, don’t we…
Do tell, dear readers: would you consider taking on the Chamakh challenge?