March 23rd, 2011
Would You? Martin Vingaard, FC Copenhagen
Image: sporten.dk. Cheers, Elsebeth!
Ladies and gents, we’re pleased to present Martin Vingaard for your Wednesday afternoon treat. This great Dane is both tall and age-appropriate, so no need to internalise your guilty, pervtastic feelings today.
We first salivated over Mr. Vingaard after seeing him emerge fresh-faced from the snoozefest that was last week’s Champions League tie between his team and Chelsea. Follow-up instructions called for a closer, slower inspection, and…well…it was all downhill from there. Amid the cocktail chaos, one staffer went as far as her beer tower tall to proclaim how, with a little more blood and robot grease, Vingaard could be a darkhorse contender for a refreshed Finest Five list.
Image: Nils Meilvang.
Yowsers. With that, let’s cut to the chase: his positives include being multi-dimensionally hawt (smile + stare = win) his tongue and his inability to hold back when it counts. The negatives? Just one – over time, it appears, Martin’s head has had a hard time choosing between the next-to-nothing bald buzz before giving fully-erect follicles a go. It’s a minor blemish on his criminally cute record, but for all intensive purposes, we’ll be monitoring his super-sprouting strands-on-command closely.
So what’ll it be, Kickettes – a resounding ‘yay’? Or do you think he needs a few more miles on the clock before joining the ranks of the fine and talented?
Yes! Yes! A thousand YES!
YES….totally yes.
I did tweet to you at Kickette about this man, so I'm going to claim I had something to do with it. But in reality, you ladies never miss a beat!
nope.
May I also introduce you to some more delish ( and young danes)
Jonas Lôssl http://www.u21denmark2011.com/sites/default/files…
Nicolai Jørgensen: http://b.bimg.dk/node-images/955/2/604×403-c/2955…
You are welcome
Girls he's out for 6 months after a Lampard tackle in the CL match. Here here I volunteer to nurse hm back to health!
Oh god yeah.
oh god, I SO would…
Hell yeah!
A loud resounding YEEEEEEEEES!
oh sweet baby Jesus Navas! over and over…..
i second him being in the new Finest Five.
YAY!!!! Just don't replace Nando or Cesc and everyone will be happy =]
i sure would, kickette. i. sure. would.
I can't speak Dansk. Not that I'd need to, just "mange tak" after some kissing
Deffo, yay.
A definite YES from me
oh hells YES YES YES YES YES! As soon as the page loaded I went 'PHWARRRRRRRRR!!!'
Did I say Yes already? =)
Yes mam,…………… [ to the Kickette crew] have you seen the cover of El País Semanal men’s fashion special with Victor Valdez !!???!!
Well if you haven't, i think you should. Its better than your favorite cupcake and goes better with wine.
Well, hello there……
No, I wouldn't say "Yes!"
I would say "I do!"
lmao! YES!
who the heck's handing out thumbs down to this? :
The fact that i yelled out a loud "oh my god!" when the kickette page loaded means a big fat YAY!
god bless hot danish footballers!
We got a lot more than just him in Denmark, but Martin is so cute!
Can a fish swim?? YESSS!!!!!
He is a beautiful man.
No question about that wouldn't hesitate if i saw him.. But there are definitely hotter danes and players from FCK than him. I love Oscar Wendt FCKs swedish defender..
YES
He has a girlfriend
dont they all lol
and your point is … ? lol
I can't really give you a "thumbs down" for this so a <dislike> will have to do =D
I don't like it either, but that's reality
But he is very cute. We've been aware of his hotness for a while i Denmark. I don't think we're quite ready to share him with the rest of the world yet 
im suprised i already havent.
rofl!
Yesssssss. His eyes are gorgeous!
He's SO handsome!
Since we're talking danish footballers, you might wanna take a look at Zanka Jorgensen and Christian Sivebæk
Is that a serious question? An overly enthusiastic hell to the YAY!
There are hotter Danes, but I would