July 12th, 2011

Would You? Rolf Feltscher Martinez, Parma FC

Image: Getty Images/Zimbio

Oh, how happy we were to catch a glimpse of Rolf Feltscher Martinez as we browsed through this morning’s pile of footie photo offerings. It’s been a while (at least four days) since we’ve had anything new to chew on, and Rolf’s brand of frolicking, muscular man meat is just the type to get our tastebuds twitching.

You fancy a bite?

Image: Getty Images/Zimbio

But wait. What is this that appears before our slightly reddened due to no sleep and/or sustained beveraging, eyes? It’s Rolf. With someone else’s wig on. Crikey, that’ll teach us. We may be suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder.

As for you lot, we’ve warned you before about being presumptuous. Will you never learn?

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24 Responses to “Would You? Rolf Feltscher Martinez, Parma FC”

  1. manutdgirl says:

    Too Curly ..
    You should do the captain of the u17 Mexico team
    Antonio Briseno
    -total hottie –

  2. Tish says:

    No I wouldnt.

  3. MADRA BEAG says:

    Oddly reminiscent of a young Hasselhoff. No, no and no for me.

  4. lili says:

    He reminds me of a younger and prettier version of Ronaldinho. And just like him he looks very likeable, but just not very appealing to me. Sorry!

  5. roc77 says:

    He's SO adorable!

  6. Liselotte says:

    He’s part Venezuelan! :D
    And he’s kinda alright, but not my cup of tea.

  7. nodaf says:

    mmm to curly for me,
    hi everyone I am a relative new reader of the page, I´m Mexican and very upset that you didn't put anything about U 17 world cup champion, on the weekend resume.
    especially because Mexico won the tournament and makes history as the first host country to win at all in U 17 worlds cups, and leaving my heart besides you need cheeked up a couple of these new football promises, nonetheless that was such a good freaking world cup, most of the games were very entertaining with good plays, and spectacular goals.
    also I must introduces you Antonio Briseño Mexican champion who scores the first goal in the final and the captain of the Mexican team, he is a totally cutie, an deserves a little more attention. http://es.fifa.com/u17worldcup/photo/147/174/8/pi… http://espndeportes.espn.go.com/news/story?id=131…
    I'll stop complaining, I LOVE the page and is one of my regulars every day, this was my first comment but not the last SALUDOS from lovely Mexico.

  8. GigiSantaCruz says:

    Can you serve me only the arms with a touch of whipped cream? Geez!!! Nothing against the rest of him but those arms… Wow!

  9. xoWinnie says:

    he is ca-yute and not too old for me! i would!

  10. DrStrangelove says:

    Curly hair by and large simply does not do it for me I'm afraid.

  11. Catie2838 says:

    Hair can always be fixed, so yes. Yes, I would. Well…I would in five years or so. When he has learned how to properly grow some facial hair.

  12. hereforthenando says:

    Come on! I definitely would. Especially if he got rid of that teen 'stache.

  13. Sarah, Madrid says:

    I am very distracted by the polo leather collar in the #2 pic, it looks like it, no?.

    How old is he again, he looks young like JB young!

  14. Courtney Sanberg says:

    you can totally tell he waxes his eyebrows! like holy moley!!!

    • MADRA BEAG says:

      Oh good lord I hadn't even noticed them. Awful. But yet he allows the bumfluff to stay?

  15. LuvinBale says:

    Good looking but too young and still has that hint of baby faced to me that is a bit of a turn off.

  16. mochara says:

    Not really my type but those arms… hubba hubba :O

  17. LuvinBale says:

    Good looking but too young and still has that hint of baby faced to me that is a bit of a turn off.

  18. CAPoet says:

    Nope. not for me. Sorry.

  19. IrishBlue says:

    Nope not for me sorry, David Luiz is my one and only curly haired cutie :)

  20. shevaughnie says:

    awwwwzzzzz. he's so cute!! and so young!!! he's only 21. still to old for me. :( *tear* *tear*