August 1st, 2008

Would You?: David Bentley

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So, here’s the thing about David Bentley.

We used to find him quite cute, though we were frequently annoyed by the comparisons to the other David. Then we found him cute again when he spoke out about the media v footie lifestyle.

But for the moment, all we have been able to focus on are David’s porcelain game show host teeth and his rather coiffed coiffe.  This is a problem for us.

Are you a fan of the DB? Does he rank in the hottie or nottie category of baller for you? 

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48 Responses to “Would You?: David Bentley”

  1. Mrs. John Terry says:

    That's a great idea, diziet! Haven't thought of that yet. By the way, are you friends with Nereida Gallardo? What an easy way of making money! But David Bentley? Hm, whatever pays the rent :-) Haha!

  2. Mrs. John Terry says:

    Dear Diziet, I like the way you think. Great sense of humor!

  3. carly says:

    I tried, I really did…but nah.

  4. carly says:

    I tried, I really did…but nah.

  5. emogenharris says:

    oh dear. i'd have to say no to this one! especially with the creepy teeth…

  6. diziet says:

    I would, but only so that I could sell my story to the NOTW afterwards and tell them he was rubbish in bed and had a small appendage, etc. Not that I’m a bitter Blackburn fan fed up of players leaving, or anything. Oh no. Leaving loyalties aside – no, I wouldn’t. Cute looks, I suppose, but comes over far too self-satisfied and cocky for my liking.

  7. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    No I wouldn’t. Mainly due to the teeth.

  8. autumnmaple101 says:

    Bentley, what have you done to your hair?? He was rocking the crew cut look pretty well…and isn't he a brunette? Great signing for Juande Ramos, but somehow he lacks a certain X-Factor, so I kind of rate him as an in-between (not a hottie, but neither a nottie). However he talks too much and has criticised Arsene Wenger so I'm not that big a fan at the moment.

  9. Mrs. John Terry says:

    Dear Diziet, have you read LoveLamps comment: “If drunk, I think I would too.” That’s also a good explanaition/reason/excuse :-)

  10. P says:

    Nah. He's alright but not exactly a hottie which will get my attention. F9T for the Fab Five, please!

  11. Lucy says:

    Yes I would. I'm not proud to say it, but he has a bit of the dirty hot going on, so it has to be a yes.

  12. Crazylittlemadam says:

    I was thinking about this watching Sky Sports yesterday. He’s a bit too pristine so it’s gotta be a no.

  13. Lucy says:

    Yes I would. I’m not proud to say it, but he has a bit of the dirty hot going on, so it has to be a yes.

  14. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I have major hair issues with Bently, it just isn’t working. He also has the eyes slightly too close together thing going on, but it doesn’t seem to work in his favour (a la Andy Roddick). But he sure has dazzling teeth, I was almost blinding when he was last interviewed. That said, I probly would after a few too many shots.

  15. CR7 Lover says:

    I definitely would. Wow he’s hot!

  16. Becca says:

    I WOULD!

    No Question About It.

  17. burnxthisxcity says:

    Yeah he’d get it

  18. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I have major hair issues with Bently, it just isn't working. He also has the eyes slightly too close together thing going on, but it doesn't seem to work in his favour (a la Andy Roddick). But he sure has dazzling teeth, I was almost blinding when he was last interviewed. That said, I probly would after a few too many shots.

  19. Moongirl says:

    No I don’t think I would – although I might reconsider if he shaved his head again!!

  20. Johnna says:

    Oh I totally would.

  21. jenni442 says:

    Oh yeah, I WOULD for sure!!!  He’s VERY cute.

  22. maria says:

    He is adorable
    but not hot enough for the category
    but he is sooo cute :D

  23. Mickyb17 says:

    Err hes a wierd one, this David
    Hes not ugly, in fact quite good looking
    but he doenst make me lust for him…
    am i making sense??
    Theres no sex appeal there!!

  24. . says:

    Cute. Not

  25. NS says:

    A definite nottie for me…

    He looks like a slime ball.

  26. ches says:

    Yep, definitely. While at Blackburn, he made up part of my yummy trinity there, along with Roque and Morten. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  27. mers fer9do torres says:

    he is good looking, but not a hottie!!!
    but i think he has a very nice smile! and loveley eyes. his hair is cool too. but i wouldnt put him in the same leagu and any of the spanish footballers!

  28. Jandee says:

    Um, definitely NO. N-O in the biggest and worst ways! I find him thoroughly and utterly NOT attractive in any way, shape, or form. Ick. Ok, that is my rant.

  29. *: says:

    Rania i COMPLETELY agree. being a gooner myself, this wasnt a smart move. At least we gained 7 milli from him anyway!
    He looks like a belongs in a cheesy boy band anyway!!!!!!!!

  30. rania says:

    anyone going through the Arsenal youth system, then stating ‘there’s no where else i wanted to be’ when making a transfer to tottenham is not worthy of any kind of admiration, be it about his looks or praise of his talent.

  31. bite.me says:

    I Definatley would. He's really cute. He's got a nice smile and I especially love his hair.

  32. diziet says:

    Ah, the mortgage is paid by more dignified means, thankfully. I would, of course, donate any ill-gotten tabloid gains to the Blackburn youth development fund or some such ;-) The things one does for one's team *sigh*

  33. diziet says:

    I don't know Mrs JT, don't think there's enough red wine in the world to get me out of it enough for this. Although I guess if you put the brown paper bag the bottles came in over his head… nah, still no.

  34. FirstTeamCoach says:

    NO hate the smug expression and he is soooo arrogant

  35. aristeia says:

    He's lovely. Doesn't ring my bell, but I probably wouldn't say no. ;)

  36. HoneyBee says:

    Doesn't do it for me-and I mean nothing.But probably would-am in that kind of state at the moment,but few vodkas,quite a few might help.

  37. AJ says:

    Poor Davey definitely has some hair issues. When shaved bald, he's cute as hell and I totally would. But when he grows it out, something goes bad, very bad, every time. Love his outspoken nature though.

  38. Venice says:

    I don't know, he looks pretty good in the first pic, not so much in the second. He's cute overall, I probably would.

  39. Sarah says:

    No. Not when he's wearing that kit. Not even out of it. *shudder*

  40. LoveLamps says:

    TFO would say yes, but she's on vacay. If drunk, I think I would too.

  41. FootballerChick43 - says:

    He's an in-betweener for me. I mean, he's not on top of my list, but he's no where near the bottom either. So… maybe.

  42. charlotte ox says:

    i most deffinatly would!! BABE :D

  43. Mrs. John Terry says:

    No, not my type. He hasn’t got the X-factor.

  44. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    i agree with you footballerchick43. Hes an in-betweener 4 me too. x

  45. Emily (Giggsy's Gal) says:

    Hells yeah, I would!! I would’ve when he was a Rover, too. And just look at how good he looks in that Spurs kit… ;) I would like it if he got a haircut, though. The hair is a little Ken-doll like… :S Though I am first and foremost a Red Devils supporter, one of my secondary teams I kinda support is Tottenham, so I can understand with diziet’s frustration at players abandoning her team. I was feeling that way about players deserting Spurs, but I’m very happy that Juande Ramos has spend a load of money on replacement players. Welcome, welcome, welcome, David!! :) xoxo

  46. TammyV says:

    Erin said it better then I could, plus I have a rule that I don’t associate with boys who’s highlights are better then mine

  47. TammyV says:

    Erin said it better then I could, plus I have a rule that I don’t associate with boys who’s highlights are better then mine

  48. Erin says:

    I like DB. I find him cute and sweet in a completely childlike, schoolboy, asexual way. But hot? Definitely no.