August 1st, 2008
Would You?: David Bentley
image via KEYSTONE Press
So, here’s the thing about David Bentley.
We used to find him quite cute, though we were frequently annoyed by the comparisons to the other David. Then we found him cute again when he spoke out about the media v footie lifestyle.
But for the moment, all we have been able to focus on are David’s porcelain game show host teeth and his rather coiffed coiffe. This is a problem for us.
Are you a fan of the DB? Does he rank in the hottie or nottie category of baller for you?
image via dailymail/Action images
That's a great idea, diziet! Haven't thought of that yet. By the way, are you friends with Nereida Gallardo? What an easy way of making money! But David Bentley? Hm, whatever pays the rent
Haha!
Dear Diziet, I like the way you think. Great sense of humor!
I tried, I really did…but nah.
I tried, I really did…but nah.
oh dear. i'd have to say no to this one! especially with the creepy teeth…
I would, but only so that I could sell my story to the NOTW afterwards and tell them he was rubbish in bed and had a small appendage, etc. Not that I’m a bitter Blackburn fan fed up of players leaving, or anything. Oh no. Leaving loyalties aside – no, I wouldn’t. Cute looks, I suppose, but comes over far too self-satisfied and cocky for my liking.
No I wouldn’t. Mainly due to the teeth.
Bentley, what have you done to your hair?? He was rocking the crew cut look pretty well…and isn't he a brunette? Great signing for Juande Ramos, but somehow he lacks a certain X-Factor, so I kind of rate him as an in-between (not a hottie, but neither a nottie). However he talks too much and has criticised Arsene Wenger so I'm not that big a fan at the moment.
Dear Diziet, have you read LoveLamps comment: “If drunk, I think I would too.” That’s also a good explanaition/reason/excuse
Nah. He's alright but not exactly a hottie which will get my attention. F9T for the Fab Five, please!
Yes I would. I'm not proud to say it, but he has a bit of the dirty hot going on, so it has to be a yes.
I was thinking about this watching Sky Sports yesterday. He’s a bit too pristine so it’s gotta be a no.
Yes I would. I’m not proud to say it, but he has a bit of the dirty hot going on, so it has to be a yes.
I have major hair issues with Bently, it just isn’t working. He also has the eyes slightly too close together thing going on, but it doesn’t seem to work in his favour (a la Andy Roddick). But he sure has dazzling teeth, I was almost blinding when he was last interviewed. That said, I probly would after a few too many shots.
I definitely would. Wow he’s hot!
I WOULD!
No Question About It.
Yeah he’d get it
I have major hair issues with Bently, it just isn't working. He also has the eyes slightly too close together thing going on, but it doesn't seem to work in his favour (a la Andy Roddick). But he sure has dazzling teeth, I was almost blinding when he was last interviewed. That said, I probly would after a few too many shots.
No I don’t think I would – although I might reconsider if he shaved his head again!!
Oh I totally would.
Oh yeah, I WOULD for sure!!! He’s VERY cute.
He is adorable
but not hot enough for the category
but he is sooo cute
Err hes a wierd one, this David
Hes not ugly, in fact quite good looking
but he doenst make me lust for him…
am i making sense??
Theres no sex appeal there!!
Cute. Not
A definite nottie for me…
He looks like a slime ball.
Yep, definitely. While at Blackburn, he made up part of my yummy trinity there, along with Roque and Morten. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
he is good looking, but not a hottie!!!
but i think he has a very nice smile! and loveley eyes. his hair is cool too. but i wouldnt put him in the same leagu and any of the spanish footballers!
Um, definitely NO. N-O in the biggest and worst ways! I find him thoroughly and utterly NOT attractive in any way, shape, or form. Ick. Ok, that is my rant.
Rania i COMPLETELY agree. being a gooner myself, this wasnt a smart move. At least we gained 7 milli from him anyway!
He looks like a belongs in a cheesy boy band anyway!!!!!!!!
anyone going through the Arsenal youth system, then stating ‘there’s no where else i wanted to be’ when making a transfer to tottenham is not worthy of any kind of admiration, be it about his looks or praise of his talent.
I Definatley would. He's really cute. He's got a nice smile and I especially love his hair.
Ah, the mortgage is paid by more dignified means, thankfully. I would, of course, donate any ill-gotten tabloid gains to the Blackburn youth development fund or some such
The things one does for one's team *sigh*
I don't know Mrs JT, don't think there's enough red wine in the world to get me out of it enough for this. Although I guess if you put the brown paper bag the bottles came in over his head… nah, still no.
NO hate the smug expression and he is soooo arrogant
He's lovely. Doesn't ring my bell, but I probably wouldn't say no.
Doesn't do it for me-and I mean nothing.But probably would-am in that kind of state at the moment,but few vodkas,quite a few might help.
Poor Davey definitely has some hair issues. When shaved bald, he's cute as hell and I totally would. But when he grows it out, something goes bad, very bad, every time. Love his outspoken nature though.
I don't know, he looks pretty good in the first pic, not so much in the second. He's cute overall, I probably would.
No. Not when he's wearing that kit. Not even out of it. *shudder*
TFO would say yes, but she's on vacay. If drunk, I think I would too.
He's an in-betweener for me. I mean, he's not on top of my list, but he's no where near the bottom either. So… maybe.
i most deffinatly would!! BABE
No, not my type. He hasn’t got the X-factor.
i agree with you footballerchick43. Hes an in-betweener 4 me too. x
Hells yeah, I would!! I would’ve when he was a Rover, too. And just look at how good he looks in that Spurs kit…
I would like it if he got a haircut, though. The hair is a little Ken-doll like… :S Though I am first and foremost a Red Devils supporter, one of my secondary teams I kinda support is Tottenham, so I can understand with diziet’s frustration at players abandoning her team. I was feeling that way about players deserting Spurs, but I’m very happy that Juande Ramos has spend a load of money on replacement players. Welcome, welcome, welcome, David!! 
xoxo
Erin said it better then I could, plus I have a rule that I don’t associate with boys who’s highlights are better then mine
Erin said it better then I could, plus I have a rule that I don’t associate with boys who’s highlights are better then mine
I like DB. I find him cute and sweet in a completely childlike, schoolboy, asexual way. But hot? Definitely no.