February 12th, 2009
Would You: Ricardo Quaresma
Ricardo Quaresma is the new kicker on the block at Chelsea, and we’re curious to know what our readers think about the 25-year-old Portuguese winger.
Let’s keep the information/evidence short and sweet:
Pros: looks cute in hats, hip dips, thighs of glory, sweet smile.
Cons: suffers from blingerific diamond earring abuse; hair gel tends to be on the crisp side; at 5’8” he’s nearly pocket-sized.
What’s your take on Ricky Q, Kickettes? Would you?
Oh I would, although TB might clothesline me.
*Takes a moment to examine the naked torso* A definite yes.
*Takes a moment to examine the naked torso* A definite yes.
oh my goodness Kickette, i've been in the closet about Mr. Quaresma for a good couple of months and now you ask this blunt question?? Friday 13, indeed. i'd say he's almost always weird looking, rather on the ugly side most of the time. however, he's got his moments, of looking like a beast. a small beast, but a beast nonetheless. so, in a word: 9 out of 10, i wouldn't.
Yes. But my hormones are messing with my mind, I'd probably do just about anyone right now. Pocket sized or not.
Yes, I wouldn't mind not wearing heels for a while anyways.
My answer = helllll no Someones been tangoed.
no no no no yuck greasy, basis his look on the most annoying and ugly prem player c-ron, so its a complete NO!!!!
I think I’ll pass – and he does look kinda horsey
Yes. But my hormones are messing with my mind, I’d probably do just about anyone right now. Pocket sized or not.
Hip dip or no hip dip, he is just too gross…that first pix just repels me…NEXT!!!
No. Very greasy. Exactly the style I can't stand. He's a Cron clone.
EVERYBODY GO AWWWWWWWWWWW……..
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Cute! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
@Mimi,
You are right!!!
I think Quaresma is fab and like that he is a little tempermental and a bit off the wall.
He does his own thing and thats cool.
Best of luck to him at Chelsea.
exactly susie i agree! ricardo is so not trying to be like cron….honestly. the are different and isnt he more like 5’10”?
honestly these are the worst pics i’ve seen of him…google him my friends because he is very hot, he is not c-ron ish because he has a different style from him, did cron every braid his hair? nope. lol ricardo is usually hot on a daily basis i dunno where in the hell these pics came from with the greased on look!
@Lissa,
why stop there? why not go all out and make racist comments too? We all say tongue in cheek things here but why the animosity?
lol
@snow queen.
How is that possible?
They both started at Sporting at the same time and Quaresma is older.
And they are good friends.
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Seems like Ricardo is trying to look the same as Cristiano Ronaldo. Bad choice i should say, it’s better to be the first Ricardo Quaresma than the second Cristiano Ronaldo
Lordy, Lordy, how could I not? I would take off my stilettos 4 him, he s a cutie!
no
nice tatts though
Kickette, you should have put a pic with him and the corn rows <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
http://v4admin.sportnetwork.net/upload/379/EMP-51…
Awwwwww……lol
*heart*
The hair is not good, but hes hot! Looks a million times better than Lampard, Gerrard, and Rooney put together. Now those three are gross.
he looks like a freaky combination of tevez and ronaldo.. a definite no. also did anyone notice the girl with the playboy bunny shirt leaning on his car?
@MB. I agree with you <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
I find if funny that people think he looks like a horse. I dont see it. Prince William has a horsey-ness about him but Quaresma looks normal to me.
He’s my fave Portuguese player so I am biased <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
Best of luck to him at Chelsea, O nosso “Mustang”!
I so would. He is so hot (and since I’m not going to meet him in person anyway, his height isn’t much of an issue <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />, and in my opinion, he is much better looking then Cristiano.
Shame he plays for chelsea though
Heck yeah he is soo doable, make him take a shower and its all gravy, not to mention i am 5’1 so 5’8 is completely doable..lol
Oh yeah he is gipsy =) nice , very beautifull. I
Hmm? I'm 5'1 1/2. He's 5'8, so it's ok for me. He's quite charming, he has that sweet smile but NO to the hair gel and earrings. (Minus those I think he's quite alright)
No.
yesterday when i didnt know about the 5,8 it would have been a yes now its a sure nono
Mmmmm…. No. too Cron-esque. Not interested.
oh yes. def. six inches taller than me =)
No. Gross. Wrong. Ronaldo-esque. Makes me wanna vomit. NO.
if he got rid of the greasy looking gel i would !
Gross! Sorry ladies, he looks like another typical C. Ron clone.
Since mostly everyone else doesn't want him, then I'll be glad to take him. I can forgive him for the cheesy diamond earrings, the cheesier smile, and blatant overuse of hair products.
I was a "yes" up until 5'8….
I'm a generous sort, so I'd give him a go, even if he is a gypsy. I'm an equal opportunities kinda gal lol. The hair looks like it could cause severe environmental damage if he went for a swim. I can just see a whole bunch of fish and seals washed up on the Portuguese coast after he's been for a dip!
Oh YES. Definitely, 100 per cent, for sure, for sure, YES. Once again, anyone who knows me can attest to that.I am fine with no one else wanting him; more for TB!Oh, and just to let everyone know, 5'8" is pushing it.
Usually he'd be a no, but I'm feeling nice so I'd give him a go once.
no thanks. again.
I thought he was okay until I realized he looked like the baby of Ruud van Nistelrooy and Cristiano Ronaldo. Then it was a no.
maybe,but he’d have to keep his hat on…not liking the over geled hair eek…..
I’ll consider it when we’ve gotten rid of those earrings and the hideous hair gel… I think Cris has given me a fear of the gel, I’ll never be able to date a guy with gel in his hair after seeing oh so many pictures of Ronaldo.
a big no.
who is he?? C-Ron’s long lost twin?? Greasy & Gross!
no
no
two words: HELL NO.;)
Thanks, but I’ll pass. Short and doable just don’t go together in my book
No. Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a horse?
Hells yes! Just look at those hip dips!
more to the point.. who wouldnt?
.. althoughh, im 5’6 and with heels i could tower over him. Ill just have to live with it !
I would
eww eww ewwwww no!
I’m 5’8″. So yes.
He’s ok. Too Ronaldo-esque for me. He looks good in the topless pic though!
cant fault him there.
Usually he’d be a no, but I’m feeling nice so I’d give him a go once.
Ah, NO! Too greasy for my liking.
lose that girl blog