February 12th, 2009

Would You: Ricardo Quaresma


Ricardo Quaresma is the new kicker on the block at Chelsea, and we’re curious to know what our readers think about the 25-year-old Portuguese winger.

Let’s keep the information/evidence short and sweet:

Pros: looks cute in hats, hip dips, thighs of glory, sweet smile.

Cons: suffers from blingerific diamond earring abuse; hair gel tends to be on the crisp side; at 5’8” he’s nearly pocket-sized.

What’s your take on Ricky Q, Kickettes? Would you?


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60 Responses to “Would You: Ricardo Quaresma”

  1. aristeia says:

    Oh I would, although TB might clothesline me. ;)

  2. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    *Takes a moment to examine the naked torso* A definite yes.

  3. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    *Takes a moment to examine the naked torso* A definite yes.

  4. Barcelinha says:

    oh my goodness Kickette, i've been in the closet about Mr. Quaresma for a good couple of months and now you ask this blunt question?? Friday 13, indeed. i'd say he's almost always weird looking, rather on the ugly side most of the time. however, he's got his moments, of looking like a beast. a small beast, but a beast nonetheless. so, in a word: 9 out of 10, i wouldn't. :)

  5. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    Yes. But my hormones are messing with my mind, I'd probably do just about anyone right now. Pocket sized or not.

  6. cddlykoala says:

    Yes, I wouldn't mind not wearing heels for a while anyways.

  7. annarosetorres says:

    My answer = helllll no Someones been tangoed.

  8. Stevielover says:

    no no no no yuck greasy, basis his look on the most annoying and ugly prem player c-ron, so its a complete NO!!!!

  9. Vanny17* says:

    I think I’ll pass – and he does look kinda horsey

  10. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    Yes. But my hormones are messing with my mind, I’d probably do just about anyone right now. Pocket sized or not.

  11. Avenath says:

    Hip dip or no hip dip, he is just too gross…that first pix just repels me…NEXT!!!

  12. Erin says:

    No. Very greasy. Exactly the style I can't stand. He's a Cron clone.

  13. Susie says:



    Cute! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  14. Susie says:


    You are right!!!

    I think Quaresma is fab and like that he is a little tempermental and a bit off the wall.

    He does his own thing and thats cool.

    Best of luck to him at Chelsea.

  15. mimi says:

    exactly susie i agree! ricardo is so not trying to be like cron….honestly. the are different and isnt he more like 5’10”?

  16. mimi says:

    honestly these are the worst pics i’ve seen of him…google him my friends because he is very hot, he is not c-ron ish because he has a different style from him, did cron every braid his hair? nope. lol ricardo is usually hot on a daily basis i dunno where in the hell these pics came from with the greased on look!

  17. Susie says:


    why stop there? why not go all out and make racist comments too? We all say tongue in cheek things here but why the animosity?


  18. Susie says:

    @snow queen.

    How is that possible?

    They both started at Sporting at the same time and Quaresma is older.

    And they are good friends.

  19. Lissa says:

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  20. SNOW-QUEEN says:

    Seems like Ricardo is trying to look the same as Cristiano Ronaldo. Bad choice i should say, it’s better to be the first Ricardo Quaresma than the second Cristiano Ronaldo

  21. Thierry s-nxt-x says:

    Lordy, Lordy, how could I not? I would take off my stilettos 4 him, he s a cutie!

  22. Victoria says:

    nice tatts though

  23. Susie says:

    Kickette, you should have put a pic with him and the corn rows <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />




  24. Posh says:

    The hair is not good, but hes hot! Looks a million times better than Lampard, Gerrard, and Rooney put together. Now those three are gross.

  25. lindsay torres says:

    he looks like a freaky combination of tevez and ronaldo.. a definite no. also did anyone notice the girl with the playboy bunny shirt leaning on his car?

  26. Susie says:

    @MB. I agree with you <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    I find if funny that people think he looks like a horse. I dont see it. Prince William has a horsey-ness about him but Quaresma looks normal to me.

    He’s my fave Portuguese player so I am biased <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    Best of luck to him at Chelsea, O nosso “Mustang”!

  27. . says:

    I so would. He is so hot (and since I’m not going to meet him in person anyway, his height isn’t much of an issue <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />, and in my opinion, he is much better looking then Cristiano.

    Shame he plays for chelsea though :(

  28. Faly says:

    Heck yeah he is soo doable, make him take a shower and its all gravy, not to mention i am 5’1 so 5’8 is completely doable..lol

  29. MB says:

    Oh yeah he is gipsy =) nice , very beautifull. I

  30. Lampsy72 says:

    Hmm? I'm 5'1 1/2. He's 5'8, so it's ok for me. He's quite charming, he has that sweet smile but NO to the hair gel and earrings. (Minus those I think he's quite alright)

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  32. Nandia Mrs.The Ramos says:

    yesterday when i didnt know about the 5,8 it would have been a yes now its a sure nono

  33. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Mmmmm…. No. too Cron-esque. Not interested.

  34. joey cole's gir says:

    oh yes. def. six inches taller than me =)

  35. mrscudicini says:

    No. Gross. Wrong. Ronaldo-esque. Makes me wanna vomit. NO.

  36. Dani.Mrs José says:

    if he got rid of the greasy looking gel i would !

  37. Janis says:

    Gross! Sorry ladies, he looks like another typical C. Ron clone.

  38. Kat says:

    Since mostly everyone else doesn't want him, then I'll be glad to take him. I can forgive him for the cheesy diamond earrings, the cheesier smile, and blatant overuse of hair products.

  39. Brandy says:

    I was a "yes" up until 5'8….

  40. Filthygorgeous says:

    I'm a generous sort, so I'd give him a go, even if he is a gypsy. I'm an equal opportunities kinda gal lol. The hair looks like it could cause severe environmental damage if he went for a swim. I can just see a whole bunch of fish and seals washed up on the Portuguese coast after he's been for a dip!

  41. Tres Bien says:

    Oh YES. Definitely, 100 per cent, for sure, for sure, YES. Once again, anyone who knows me can attest to that.I am fine with no one else wanting him; more for TB!Oh, and just to let everyone know, 5'8" is pushing it.

  42. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Usually he'd be a no, but I'm feeling nice so I'd give him a go once.

  43. justlikexabi says:

    no thanks. again.

  44. FootballerChick43 - says:

    I thought he was okay until I realized he looked like the baby of Ruud van Nistelrooy and Cristiano Ronaldo. Then it was a no.

  45. Cheryl says:

    maybe,but he’d have to keep his hat on…not liking the over geled hair eek…..

  46. Rebecca says:

    I’ll consider it when we’ve gotten rid of those earrings and the hideous hair gel… I think Cris has given me a fear of the gel, I’ll never be able to date a guy with gel in his hair after seeing oh so many pictures of Ronaldo.

  47. HiL says:

    a big no.

  48. Berbie's Barbie says:

    who is he?? C-Ron’s long lost twin?? Greasy & Gross!

  49. alessandra says:

    two words: HELL NO.;)

  50. Dreamgirl says:

    Thanks, but I’ll pass. Short and doable just don’t go together in my book

  51. FirstTeamCoach says:

    No. Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a horse?

  52. Smurfette says:

    Hells yes! Just look at those hip dips!

  53. Becca says:

    more to the point.. who wouldnt? ;)
    I would :) .. althoughh, im 5’6 and with heels i could tower over him. Ill just have to live with it !

  54. Anna (Frau Manuel Neuer) says:

    eww eww ewwwww no!

  55. Blair says:

    I’m 5’8″. So yes.

  56. Katie-Patie says:

    He’s ok. Too Ronaldo-esque for me. He looks good in the topless pic though! :P cant fault him there.

  57. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Usually he’d be a no, but I’m feeling nice so I’d give him a go once.

  58. lose that girl says:

    Ah, NO! Too greasy for my liking.

    lose that girl blog