September 18th, 2011

WTF Files: Sandefjord Players Forced To Train Naked

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We always joke about the extreme lengths we’d go to in order to get ourselves mixed up in a situation such as this, but now that our lifelong dreams have come true we suddenly find ourselves acting like gun shy prudes. Go figure.

Last Friday during their Norwegian team’s practice, StianĀ AntonsenĀ and Marius Berntzen challenged their squad’s veteran goalkeepers to a game of footy tennis. The stakes were high – winners took all, losers took it all off (until practice was over) – and Team Antonsen/Berntzen failed to cover the spread that had them pegged as heavy favourites. They did, however, cover and spread in other ways as a result of said shortcoming.

While there are many right and wrong things that we could say about this picture, we’ll just leave you with the first two thoughts that popped into our heads: ‘Is that a pickle between Stian’s legs?! If so, is it a gherkin or banana pepper?’


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33 Responses to “WTF Files: Sandefjord Players Forced To Train Naked”

  1. ChikaBooboo says:

    I see so many possibilities here just imagine if every time a team lost they had to take it all off and just sit or flex for us to just gawk at I can already imagine

  2. Kristine says:

    Why am I not even surprised this happened here.. in Norway. We're just always naked, aren't we?

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  5. Mony says:

    I thank them for losing. No clue who they are but :D

  6. Mrs Silva says:

    Why are we forgetting Jesus Navas and Alexis Sanchez or is that just me?

  7. Mrs. Q.Borri says:

    Check List:
    1.Footy player (*) check
    2.Hot european (*) check
    3.Very Naked (*) check

    What more can I asked for o wait -other players from other ligues doing this-!!!! Best post ever! :)

  8. LindaTuga says:

    Memo to the Portuguese squad: Please,please do this hahahahahhaa

  9. olala says:

    why am I horny? lol

  10. SAM says:

    proude of being Norwegian: halleluja!!! hoba hoba

    • Gladys says:

      You have some lovely countrymen!!! You should definitely be proud. (And nice people, in general…but I'm just commenting on the photo).

      • Gladys says:

        Sorry, SAM, that sounded wrong at the end…I meant people are nice in your country, in general. Sometimes I think I can't even communicate properly in my own language.

  11. earidurt says:

    The Norwegians have got the right idea… if only the Spaniards and Italians would follow suit.

  12. Kat says:

    It must be noted that Kickette only posts on Sundays for two reasons:
    (1) The announcement of a Beckham pregnancy
    (2) Football players training naked

    That seems… just about right.

  13. Hot4Spurs says:

    OMG! I have never heard of these two but I appreciate their willingness to actually be good sports and go along with this. Attention EPL, SPL, Serie A, etc….Please pay attention to this. Take time during your practices to ask yourselves "what do our female and gay fans really want?". This is what we want and we would appreciate you a whole of a hell lot more if you shared this much with us. We're not asking for much really.

    Thanks Kickette! You deserve applause for posting this on your Sunday off! On my third glass of wine, and just thought, gee, I wonder if Kickette found anything juicy this weekend. You really know how to keep a girl happy!

  14. Kat says:

    Now what do we have to do to have at least 2 players train nekkid mandatory in all European leagues? Or La Liga, at least?

    • littlegreenpea says:

      or at least barcelona?? that I would love to see.

      • Kat says:

        Barca? No. I'm thinking Madrid! Sergio, Iker, Xabi, Arbeloa, Cris, Kaka and, ehem, the man nicknamed El Chori.

        Who do we have at Barca?… Pique, Valdez… and Villa? I would even pick Althletic Bilbao (Llorente, Javi and Roque) over them!

        It will be for the greater good that if we were allowed to only apply this "rule" to one team that it be Real Madrid.

  15. Spaniardlover5 says:

    Bless them

  16. gillianrosh says:

    Wow. I just don't even know what to say.

  17. linvinnaar says:

    Another reason why going on Kickette in class is a little (extremely) inappropriate. But can we really resist naked ballers? I know I can’t.