July 30th, 2008

Captions, Monkeys and Short-Tents, Oh My

imageLet’s all raise a glass to the highly accurate fact-checking monkeys that rule the media, news agencies and the internet. 

Many times we have employed such chimps here at Kickette. In fact, there may be a few hiding out now in our liquor cabinet working the ice machine and chewing through a dictionary or two.

In any case, according to Yahoo, this is not Nicolas Anelka getting some love from John Terry. It’s Andriy Shevchenko.

Fine. Good. Whatever. We’re much more concerned with whatever is occurring in JT’s pants.  Looks like he’s got a serious case of the Ballacks.

Link: Andriy! You’ve Picked Up A Tan!

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23 Responses to “Captions, Monkeys and Short-Tents, Oh My”

  1. Kat says:

    Hee. I remember seeing a caption mistake before when I saw a pic on Yahoo with Petr Cech and Carlo Cudicini getting the unfortunate mix-up. Hilarious being that Petr and Carlo don't look a single thing alike.

  2. eRe says:

    Ekhm… well… JT's litle captain… is not such small indeed… but where the hell is Frank? *slaps herself for naughty thoughts* thanks Kickette ;-)

  3. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    daaaaah!! jajaja Oh my Iker, Kickette!!, I had totally missed Terry┬┤s “tent” jaja

  4. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Yeah I totally understand how you could get Shevchenko and Anelka confused. HA! Especially when you can read half of Anelka's name off his top… And yeah JT what's going on downstairs? I bet Franky's jealous…

  5. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    daaaaah!! jajaja Oh my Iker, Kickette!!, I had totally missed Terry?s “tent” jaja

  6. Moongirl says:

    Goodness me Mr Terry!!!

  7. FootballerChick43 - says:

    All that I have to say is wow. How in the world can you mix those two up?? I mean, if they had the same skin color, I'd get it – but jeez, polar opposites here.

  8. i must admit, i am one of these media fact-checking monkeys you speak of. but the difference is, i know that’s anelka – jerz or no jerz. chances are some dope at AP Photo mislabeled and Yahoo just went with it. chumps. ps: john terry makes my skin crawl.

  9. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    …Wow. Thats all I have to say. Wow.

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  11. dynique f baby says:

    U look real gangster in this pic, i love it!

  12. Becca says:

    Everyone knows that that is Anelka!! But not that that even matters when theres a picture of john terrys 'tent'.. and why on earth would franky be jealous of this, im sure hes well decked out down below! haha ;)

  13. Brandy says:

    Ah give them a break! Nicholas and Andriy look very much alike! It was an honest mistake LOL. I too am troubled by what's going on in his pants – but not in a good way. It's all fine and good when it is Ballack, but this is just G.R.O.S.S.!

  14. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh lord!!

  15. TammyV says:

    fanastic… everything about this story is fantastic

  16. Sarah says:

    Haha! Brilliant. Maybe Sheva's been hanging out with C.Ron on vacay?

  17. Johnna says:

    Mmmmmph, it's been a long time since I've seen that. I've been missing you this summer Mr. John Terry.

  18. LoveLamps says:

    New found respect for JT happening right now in the office. Oh my oh my!

  19. Elise says:

    As you well know Kickette, I am ALWAYS concerning myself with what is going on in John Terry's pants!! So I am certainly appreciating! It would have been better had it been Frank getting the love, but I take what I can get! LOL And Johnna- me too, girl! I've been almost giddy just seeing him on the pitch again during these pre-season games in China. I have so much mad love for him!

  20. Elise says:

    Becca, we're just being 'slashy' when we suggest that Frank is jealous because Nic is getting the JT love and not him! It has nothing to do with Frank's own anatomy, which I have concluded is rather nice as well! lol

  21. one_love=cesc_fabregas says:

    more than the mix up the “BULGE” scares me!!! =P

  22. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh lord!!

  23. TammyV says:

    fanastic… everything about this story is fantastic