July 30th, 2008
Captions, Monkeys and Short-Tents, Oh My
Let’s all raise a glass to the highly accurate fact-checking monkeys that rule the media, news agencies and the internet.
Many times we have employed such chimps here at Kickette. In fact, there may be a few hiding out now in our liquor cabinet working the ice machine and chewing through a dictionary or two.
In any case, according to Yahoo, this is not Nicolas Anelka getting some love from John Terry. It’s Andriy Shevchenko.
Fine. Good. Whatever. We’re much more concerned with whatever is occurring in JT’s pants. Looks like he’s got a serious case of the Ballacks.