February 27th, 2008
WTF Files: Carly Zucker’s Barnet
We do try to be understanding of a woman’s right to be creatively low-low with their hair. Honest.
But when said ‘creativity’ stretches on for months, nay, years at a time, one begins to lose patience and become rather pissy about the entire situation.
Case in point: Carly Zucker and her continuing, ongoing routine of terrible hair. We’ve discussed this many times previous – is it a sexy bedhead look she’s after? Is she so low-maintenance she ‘forgets’ to brush it? Is her schedule too jam-packed with sourcing belly-shirts, running 80 miles on the treadmill and organizing her upcoming nuptials to bother with trivial matters such as hair conditioner? Perhaps.
But for all the ‘she’s a natural gal/anti-WAG/isn’t bothered by looking flash’ Carly crazies who email us, let us point out the jumper, bag and jacket she’s sporting after lunch with fiance Joe Cole a few days ago. Seems rather WAGalicious to us. Yet, the hair remains.
Click through for further evidence and discussion. We never thought we would be defeated by a hairstyle, but truly, Kickettes, we just can’t deal.
Here’s Carly at Heathrow rocking a lovely hair doo inspired by crackheads and bird homes. When she spotted the paparazzi, Carly quickly hit the toilets to fix up.
Can you tell which is the pre hair fix and which is the post fix? We sure as hell can’t.