December 5th, 2007

WTF Files: Frank Lampard’s Jeans


Frank Lampard was out at London hot spot Mahiki last night drinking and macking with his cousin Jamie Redknapp.  The two were reportedly quite well behaved and settled their four-figure bar bill with ease before heading off home.  However, once outside, Frank was approached by a random chick who made a beeline for his crotch.

Frank then found himself in his second sticky situation as he stepped outside into the clutches of a mystery woman.

“She walked straight into him,” an onlooker said. “But it was strange, her hand went for his crotch. Frank seemed keen to get away.”

Was she an image consultant desperate to hide the denim disaster?  A crazed fan just looking to get her lonely Tuesday night grope on?  A bit of both? 

More importantly, are these stains on the jeans a result of a drink being spilt? That’s the general speculation, but we’re concerned they’re a style statement. Lest we forget Elen Rives’ dirty denim blitz of last month.  New trend alert, Kickettes: unwashed, embedded in dirt and covered in foreign liquids is hot for Winter 07/08.

More pics here.

image: wenn
cheers S!


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20 Responses to “WTF Files: Frank Lampard’s Jeans”

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  2. carly says:

    Those two need a washing machine for X-Mas!!
    these reporters tell the weirdest stories to get something printed…

  3. Johnna says:

    Oh tammyv, I very happily blocked out the shoddy camera work (seriously, I volunteer to run the camera next time becuase whoever else was doing it totally sucked) and the bad dialogue and the not-so-attractive-girls-who-were-total-prudes-anyway to focus on the important bits.

    (Oh god. No pun intended.)

  4. Sarah x says:

    * I Wish oh oh

  5. Sarah x says:

    Well You See That Girl That Touched His Crotch.. That Was Me :D .. (I Wish :( )

  6. LoveLamps says:

    Elise, your post made me laugh out loud!  I agree with those of you who only care about the focus of the photos and not so much with the stain/fashion statement.  I also completely agree with you Pau – rememer Wuthering Heights – “Ellen, I AM Heathcliff!“  Frank was reading the morning papers saying to himself, “Frank, you ARE Elen!“  Now frank DARLING dump that silly chain-smoking, hideous fashion wearing loser and date a real woman – ME!

  7. Pau (who loves Lamps says:

    Noooooo it has start to happen: he

  8. Tammyv says:

    LOLOL Johnna, I was too busy laughing at the cheesy and bad, very bad, bad, bad, bad and did I mention bad? 70’s porn dialogue to focus on anything else in the sex tape.  There is a bitter porn writer in the Valley preparing a plagiarism lawsuit as I type this, I am certain.

    Lamps, honey bunny, listen I am going to have to say it again…if you can see sparklies on your clothes then leave it were you found it and move on to something else. 

    Clothes (especially on men) should never be shiny, that is unless it is your raincoat and you are six. Some sparkle on your ball/wedding gowns is acceptable.

    Sidenote to Alex and Toni, ladies, some sparkles, moderation is key here, go with less is more and more is just ridiculous.

  9. robin says:

    I’d like to know what is this strange desire people in the UK have with looking like Montana cowboys. Actually skip that, Montana cowboys are hot but they have EARNED their dirty jeans.
    Anyone wearing dirty, stained jeans who a) lives in a city b) makes more money in a week than a cowboy does in a year and c) has never been on, around, within 500 miles of a working ranch just looks like a jackass. You gotta earn those stains my friend.

  10. Elise says:

    Yes, Johnna, we here on Kickette’s site certainly don’t seem to mind the crotch shots, do we!!! And is that really Billy behind him?  I would never have recognized him.  But I’d not be surprised by anything that guy might do on the street.  He’s completely mad!  As for the tape, I had forgotten about its existence- I know, I know, it doesn’t make any sense does it?  And here I have proclaimed myself the expert and haven’t seen this vital piece of evidence, but I think perhaps it’s just denial.  I’ve been talking about loving my boys no matter what they do, but there is a certain amount of denial involved, too.  I know which headlines to stay away from, which links to not click, etc. to keep my rose-coloured glasses firmly in place!  Maybe one day, curiosity will get me, but maybe I’ll just ‘walk right into’ Frank one day and find out for myself!  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  11. brandy says:

    Come on ladies, are we really surprised by this new Fashion WTF?! of his? I didn’t think so.

    However, he does seem to be buldging nicely…

  12. Johnna says:

    Hahah Elise. I think once you’ve seen the sex tape, you don’t have to research it anymore. Definitely nothing to be ashamed of and I’m thankful he continues to wear such skin tight jeans. (Also.. his thighs are delectable!)

  13. Beccca ? says:

    Dont You Just Love Frank Lampard And Jamie Redknapp <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" /> Im With You There Joanna <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> Good idea.
    Elise You Do Make Me Laugh Lol <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> God I Love This Site And You People <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  14. Elise says:

    There seems to be a lot of crotch concern going on in this pic.  Look at the random guy behind him- what the hell is *he* doing? lol
    As for Frank’s bulge, I consider myself something of an expert on the subject <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> and have spent countless hours of research poring over said photographic evidence and can say with some certainty that he has quite a lot to be thankful for! I should probably be very embarassed about the amount of hard drive space devoted to said evidence (along with other tasty pics, too, of course)but I’m not. I wish I had a link for this one pic I have that should settle it once and for all, but I don’t.  And oh yeah, I’m on board with hoping this isn’t a fashion trend.  Ugh!

  15. Johnna says:

    Hahahah! And the guy behind him is Billy, the Chelsea masseur. I didn’t notice him at first.

    Also, why weren’t there any pictures of Jamie? I’d like to research whether Jamie had any weird stains. (Or would just like to see more crotch shots of Jamie, whatever.)

  16. Johnna says:

    Dammit why couldn’t I have been the girl to go for his crotch. Note to self: Hang outside random bars at night and go for gold.

    I am loving all the pictures centered in on his crotch. Christmas has come early to Johnna, oh yes it has.

  17. linz says:

    yeah these dirty stains on people’s jeans…not a good style, i just don’t get it.

    p.s. wish i was that girl who went for his crotch, mm he’s so cute!

  18. Anna says:

    the jeans are not a hit, but generally he looks okay, I guess, well at least not very bad lol

  19. The Fourth Official says:

    Not much of a bulge, Tammy.

    I’m just relieved that he has managed to lose the white trainers.  Thank you, Frank, for reading Kickette.

    I don’t think the stain is limited to his crotch – it seems to extend down the inseams and around the ankles.  Must be a fashion thang. <shrugs>  I remember throwing rocks along with my jeans into my mom’s Maytag to get that worn look.

  20. tammyv says:

    what I am most interested in is that umm, bulge to the left?