July 11th, 2008

WTF Files: Lionel Messi’s Bottom


Well, let’s look at the positive: today we’ve learned that there actually are occasions when we would prefer a baller kept himself fully dressed.

Thank you, Lionel, for teaching us this valuable lesson.  Let us all now wash our eyes in bleach.

Link: Lionel Messi Style

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38 Responses to “WTF Files: Lionel Messi’s Bottom”

  1. Callie says:

    okay, usually i like a big round bite-able ass on a guy (check out canna's!), but that is ugh!

  2. Sophie ??? says:


  3. Nelly says:

    Umm, I have to admit that I quite like his bottom in this picture. Sorry ONCF, but I have to disagree, he looks like a grown man to me. I’ve acturally seen him up close before (as many of you prob have), and I have to say that he looks way better in pics. A bit short for me though…

  4. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I feel sick!! :o (

  5. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I feel sick!! :o (

  6. Johnna says:

    Oh my good lord it is way too early for all that.

  7. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Oh my jeez… theres a difference between “cute big” and “oh my Jesus thats too big” butts… I don’t think Lionel Messi’s crossed that line, I think he crossed it, ran a few a miles, and then jumped another mile and half away from the line on the wrong side. I’m sure he’s the butt of quite a few jokes though.

  8. Mary says:

    I think it is rather hot. He isn’t much of a kid, can’t see how many of u thought that. And Kickette’s comments were also hursh. He looks tight, fit and i’d love to get that bum around my bedroom area. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/rolleyes.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="rolleyes" style="border:0;" />

  9. Courtnii says:

    *giggles* Whoa.

  10. DanyLamps says:

    Sweet Lord!!! :O

  11. Anna says:

    he has a rather big bottom. (ass+thighs) :

  12. Mrs Roy Keane says:

    Shame about the face…

  13. iLoveFSC says:

    yea i don't really like this picture but i do like leo messi and he looks much better in other pics =) – and now that he cut his hair he looks wayy better

  14. Motsdesoie says:


  15. Nina (Mrs Gerrard) says:

    Oh my lord, why did I have to see this picture? Now I'm gonna be hunted by it the whole week. *goes to look for pretty pics of Nando and Stevie buts*

  16. one_love=cesc_fabreg says:

    OMG!!… im so sad bout this whole pic… he's actually a stunning footballer to watch playing… but the pic looks like its child porn!!! NOOOOO…. OMG!!

  17. Jesse says:

    Could it have been photoshopped…

  18. Brandy says:

    That pic is oh so troubling. I really wish that didn't happen!

  19. AJ says:

    I'd grab it and give it a squeeze on a cold and lonely evening. ;)

  20. Venice says:

    It's bigger than mine!

  21. Moongirl says:

    Oh dear God!! I thought his face was bad enough!!

  22. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    No Lionel! what was in your mind??? aaaah! I agree with TammyV, I still love you..

  23. thegroundsmansshed says:

    I honestly have no problem with this. It's rare when a man has a bigger and rounder bottom than I. Also, his is all muscle, so work that wiggle, Lionel!

  24. FunkyPCD says:

    WOAH! She's so sexy! I LOVE HER HAIR! Nicole is the best.

  25. Sophie ??? says:

    i love this picture!!!

  26. iRina says:

    Look at her…She's gorgeus!!I love it!!! I love her all…

  27. Tamarkay says:

    totally sexy! i love her all! and yeah she is the best!

  28. TammyV says:

    I LOVE HIM no matter what

  29. Becca says:

    dont like the hair.

  30. Sri says:

    Why is it shaped like a woman’s backside?

  31. Jesse says:

    I feel bad for him. But I just keep laughing. Everyone wants a man to be firm. But big? Well, I don’t know about that.

  32. mymy33 says:

    This is HORRID! I feel Lody Underwear owes the world an apology. Did they actually sit in a meeting looking for a spokesman and unanimously come up with Lionel Messi? And since he still looks like he is 12 years old I feel dirty and horrified looking at this picture.

  33. iRina says:

    Look at her…She’s gorgeus!!I love it!!! I love her all…

  34. Tamarkay says:

    totally sexy! i love her all! and yeah she is the best!

  35. TammyV says:

    I LOVE HIM no matter what

  36. .:/V\eHDi:. says:

    Nicole is the most beautiful woman on that world!

  37. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    No Lionel! what was in your mind??? aaaah! I agree with TammyV, I still love you..

  38. Avenath says:

    OMFG!…this picture is so wrong on so many levels…he’s a superbly talented footballer, but he still looks 14…i feel like i need to go wash myself…