April 28th, 2008

WTF Files: Michael Ballack’s Nipples

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They’re out and they’re proud and they’re scaring us.

 

 

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65 Responses to “WTF Files: Michael Ballack’s Nipples”

  1. Dee13 (mrs m metze) says:

    hahaha…!! is that it..?? that all ya got..?? it'll take more than a couple of nipples to throw me off this guy… frig man, send him this way…!! yummmmmm… :)

  2. mrs carragher says:

    he is so gorgeous its unreal

  3. mike yuen ken paahan says:

    I think they r hot looking

  4. Gigi Neville says:

    Bollocks looks like The Terminator.  Enough said.

  5. Arielle says:

    Him and his nips are too hot for the Chels, and apparently also for you English gals. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  6. cheryl bites says:

    Ah, here he is in his best outfit:

    http://i28.tinypic.com/314wnt5.jpg

  7. cheryl bites says:

    Saint Kat: *intrigued* You don’t have pics of Petr’s nipples? I’d have thought you’d be leading the pack. I can dig some out, though, if you like.

  8. jen says:

    Sod the nipples have you looked at his shorts? the man is a GOD.

  9. Ella says:

    Pau: you’re amongst friends, sweetheart. I’m still trying to find a way to defend my soft spot for Sir Alex…  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  10. Jess says:

    You’ve got to be joking if you think those are nasty. Or maybe I’ve just been desensitized, due to this ad that routinely screens on New Zealand tv:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icPq-uOxIYQ

    Sexual.

    I’d tap that. Ballack I mean, not 2-inch nipple guy who likes his mentos.

  11. LucyLu says:

    I like Ballack! Although he is getting ropey now.. ok I hate this picture! What happened to the Monday Mmm? Everything I click on today is offending my eyes!

  12. carly says:

    I really dislike Ballack. When him and Shevchenko (I’m sure I mispelled that) joined Chelsea…that was it for me.

    Having said that, the nipples are not so abnormal if we consider that these undertops are really fitting and glue themselves to the flesh like a second skin…

  13. cheryl bites says:

    Sarah: *intrigued* Oh yeah, you should show us that. Gotta complete the collection….

  14. ella_rose says:

    ew. scary. if it wasn’t for the sleeves I’d say he just went all out and painted himself blue for the occasion. hmmm

  15. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> PMSL @ SM!!!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    Security Word: below83 – Nooooo, I don’t wanna see what’s below!!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />

  16. Signora Maldini says:

    On the one hand, Sarah, it would be good for my diet. On the other hand, there’s no point being skinny if they lock you up in a mental hospital for babbling incoherently about the ahem..“rise” of ze Germans! ze Germans!

  17. klyn312 says:

    I got so worked up reading all the posts that I forgot what the original thread was about! haha! That hand ball call on Carrick was more than just questionable, but I want to talk about/re-live that just as much as I want to look at this disturbing image of Ballack. (shudder)

    security word= UNITED23

  18. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Please for the love of God Sarah NOOOOOO!!!!! (Sorry Rusty)

  19. Sarah x says:

    Must Be Really Cold Out..
    I’ve Got Another Really Disturbing Picture Of Michael Ballack When Its *Uhh Humm* Cold..
    Maybe I Should Send It In..

  20. Elise says:

    I thought about you during the game, Rusty, knowing you were feeling pretty happy and proud of your boy.

  21. Rusty says:

    I’m just going to leave a comment of “no comment.“

    Remember, he’s mine.

  22. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    That’s such a good idea SM!!
    Right I’m going to find those picture’s of Alex with the drag queens and stick it to my fridge!! Or maybe any photo of Jermaine Defoe would work? Hey, maybe I’ll use both, I shall never eat again LOL

    Oh! Security code: food13 – you trying to be funny Kickette??  mad

  23. Signora Maldini says:

    Kickette, you must have read my mind about losing those extra pounds, huh? Now all I have to do is stare at this picture of Ballack and his nipples and food loses all of it’s appeal…

    A hell of a lot easier than the South Beach diet, I’m sure you’ll all agree…

  24. Elise says:

    Oh, no offense taken MrsZ and I’m sure you’re right MrsX (love typing these names! lol) about Derby, etc.  I know Chelsea isn’t popular on this site- it’s mostly red shirt fans (hmmm never thought about that before- Man United, Liverpool, Arsenal- all red!) and I’m just asking for it when I say big emotionally inspired things like I did in my original post,especially when there’s someone like TFO on the site with mad love for Manchester United and not afraid to say so <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> , but I don’t really visit any other footie related sites, other than news one, so here is pretty much the only place I can celebrate in ‘print’ my love of my team and give them props when they win.  So I’ll just take whatever comes with it.  It’s all born out of manic love for our teams, I know.  Hugs and kisses to all!!

  25. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Chelsea’s season hasn’t been bad. Start supporting Derby/Bolton/Birmingham/Reading/Heck even Newcastle and you will understand what a bad season is like. Not trying to be mean Elise, just saying that Chelsea may have problems, but I’m sure a lot of managers would take those problems over the ones they have. Anyway, at least you have Lamps and Terry to help ease any pain <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  26. MrzZ-Gewward-x [FoOtiie-Pwincezz] says:

    Chelsea won by luck! they played well…but a last minute decision cannot determine whos better..in my opinion man u r several tymes better than chelsea..they have no momentum about them since the special one left..no offence elise. but thats the truth..! xxxx i dont like watching frog face grant talking! he has an attitude problem and blanks press at times too! esp. when chelsea lose! talk about throwing tantrums in front of the world!!!*** puppy dog face ****
    Showwwiiiiiiii elise..but thats my opinion…dont u want mourinho back??? im sure u doo!!

  27. Elise says:

    Well, TFO, actually it was both of those things to us Chelsea fans- or at least to this one.  We’ve had so much shit to deal with this season- losing Jose, players injured, personal matters, the press assuming our season was over, losing the Carling Cup, and now of course, Frank losing his mum.  Often it has seemed like one hit after another.  And the idea of your guys effectively winning the league as well as breaking our unbeaten home record at the same time, was just unthinkable.  I thought that a compliment to your guys was implied in what I said, but I guess I should have been clearer in that.  You know without me saying how great a team Manchester United is, and that’s why it was such an important thing for Chelsea that day to win.  It wasn’t just anyone we were playing- it was Manchester United.  And you guys may still win the league, but somehow, now it seems like it would hurt a bit less than it would have before Saturday. To come from where we were mid-season to where we are now is quite an accomplishment, I feel, regardless of the final outcome.  I’m proud of my team.

  28. My meaning wasn’t precise.  Of course it’s a massively important result.  I’m devastated by it. 

    Elise implied, if I understand her correctly, that REGARDLESS if Chelsea wins the title, the match had some deeper meaning and significance in the universal scheme of things.  And I don’t agree.  It didn’t signal anything other than Chelsea can win at home, on a dubious call.

  29. cheryl bites says:

    Maybe they are how he keeps track of his goals-scoring per game, 2 goals so they are both out.

    Tammy: I was just thinking that!!! 1-1: left nipple. 2-1: right nipple.

    3-1… er, let’s not think about that. Or, if you’re a Ballack fan, think about it to your heart’s content XD

    Elise, sorry, but winning at home on a one goal difference based on a questionable call is neither important nor amazing.

    Steady on, Fourthy, you know it was an important match. If they’d lost, it would have broken their four-year record… etc.

  30. Elise says:

    TFO, even with that bigass bucket of rain you dumped on my parade this morning, (in my best Snoop voice) you still my girl!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />  So, no worries.

  31. Pau says:

    sorry
    I am the girl with weird taste..
    i dont feel this subject is too critic
    I think he is sexy
    in his own wild way

    i loved my key word: school79
    as a beautiful reminder i should be studyng for chemistry
    and if tomorrow i score 79 i

  32. Betsy says:

    Give the poor man a break.  He was excited! It was a kickass game.

  33. Whether or not Chelsea win the league something very important and amazing happened at the Bridge that day.

    Elise, sorry, but winning at home on a one goal difference based on a questionable call is neither important nor amazing.

  34. tammyv says:

    Maybe they are how he keeps track of his goals-scoring per game, 2 goals so they are both out.

    Yeah, when a man’s nips are more prominate then mine….yeah

  35. Rusty says:

    I’d like to think that I’d be able to get past his, err, excitedness if he didn’t belong to me, but I’d probably be as squicked out as the rest of you.

  36. Chel.C. says:

    Yes, definitely due to excitement, I hope.  And the cold.  Is it creepy that when I look at the pic w/o the head it reminds me of David Hasselhoff…?  Ew….

  37. FootballerChick43 says:

    Oh my gosh. THANK YOU KICKETTE. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. I now have a new background on my computer.

    And if you think his nips are freaking huge, you should see a video known as “Bouncing Ballack” on YouTube.

    No joke.

  38. Moongirl says:

    Should that not be two reasons Gigi! LOL

  39. Gigi Neville says:

    There are sooo many reasons why I don’t like Michael Ballack, and his nipples are just one of them.  Yuck!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_laugh.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue laugh" style="border:0;" />

  40. Elise says:

    Ah, and a happy good morning to you all!  (I’m ducking the flying objects coming from your way, TFO!)  Ah, Ballack- he was excited.  It was exciting.  I’m excited.  He’s a god at Stamford Bridge right now.  The whole team was fired up though.  I’m sure it was a combination of winning it for Frank, for the chance at the league, and the absolute refusal to allow Manchester United to beat us at the Bridge.  Did you see John in the interview afterward?  He was very emotional, very keyed up- no doubt over Frank as well as the game, but he looked like he was going to roar like a lion any moment and start ripping out walls, chewing on doors, etc.  Again, very exciting!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />  Whether or not Chelsea win the league something very important and amazing happened at the Bridge that day.

  41. Emma says:

    Our Kaiser. ?

  42. Kathy says:

    Ballack and all of his over-sized parts are simply yummy!

  43. offsider says:

    sorry girls…but i think he was just too exicted about the match and his two goals…their nipples also sometimes react like ours   <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    and i cannot believe that i am defending him…i am everything but his fan!!

    and right now after almost 2 years they had to put him play regularly…just before the championship so he will obviously be in top shape playing against us!!! croatia <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />

  44. Elise, I’m sorry I rained on your parade.  I won’t do it again.  I know how I would feel if I was bragging on my team and someone got all hostile on my ass.  Forgive me?

  45. cheryl bites says:

    Oh, I am famous! :D And all you lasses retching at the nips: just be thankful there are no obvious genitalia this time.

  46. Ella says:

    Good point, Moongirl! Maybe we should be thankful instead of disgusted. smile

  47. jax says:

    It’s Monday morning Kickette, have a heart.Not much puts me off my breakfast but….ew!!! Those nipples are frightening and coupled with the bulging further down, am bitterly regretting my yoghurt and muesli !  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />

  48. Aoife says:

    Oh god. These are disturbing! They look like bottle teats or something.

    Ew.

  49. Moongirl says:

    At least they detract your attention from his face i supose!!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />

  50. Ella says:

    Just because I was drunk it doesn’t mean I wasn’t serious. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  51. Well, TFO is right. Those nips ARE large enough to tumble over.

    I hope he’s careful when he’s getting jiggy with his partner…he could take an eye out or worse, impale her in some unfortunate place.

    OUCH!!  big surprise

  52. Ella, the Alex thread, Saturday night.  Never drunk-post.  Especially when there’s no delete option.

  53. Ella says:

    TFO: say what?! Is that even possible? Do tell! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    MXA: Don’t be embarassed, honey, sometimes we all say things we… eh… regret. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

    coming73: not really, no…

  54. I think I burned my eyes out. Take him away please.

    Nandos nipples I would gladly bite, not these.

    Securityword: cold69. Are you frickin kidding me?

  55. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Kinda makes you want to bite them when they sticking out like that. No? Just me? OK I’ll get my coat……red face

  56. Kat says:

    I’m sorry, but I don’t see what the whole fuss is about with Michael Ballack’s nips showing underneath that, er, undershirt. I once saw a pic of Cech wearing such an undershirt and his nips were showing as well (damned if I have a picture of it on me, but it does exist).

    Both men have nice bodies to fit the shirt, I might add.

  57. I said it when I was drunk, and I say it again when I’m sober.  I hope he falls over his nipples and dies.

  58. brandy says:

    Apparently, they’re NIPPLETASTIC lol

  59. Ella says:

    This make me sad. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />

  60. Becca x says:

    Haha!! He’ll Have Someone Eyes Out With Those!!

    I Really Dislike Him.. Even If He Did Win The Game For Us And Blah Blah Blah… Hes Not Doing It For Me.
    Sorry Rusty.

  61. sarabee says:

    My cat has nipples like this at the moment, her excuse is that she had kittens eight weeks ago and they are hungry little pussies indeed.

    As for Micheal….nipples or not, he makes my skin crawl.

  62. Emily says:

    Hmmm… reminds me of the Batsuit that George Clooney had to wear when he played Batman.  He got a lot of stick for that ‘cause of the nipples on it.  If someone as sexy and gorgeous as Clooney can’t get away with teats like that, then Ballack sure as hell can’t!  I’ve never liked Ballack, especially not now after Saturday’s match, so this photo really grossed me out.  Michael, you are no George Clooney, so please keep those glass-cutters to yourself from now on.  Danke schoen.

  63. Moongirl says:

    Ive just watched the ‘Bouncing Ballack’ video on youtube!

    OMG has that man never been introduced to supportive underwear!!!!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />

  64. BarcaGirl says:

    i’m gonna have to go against the majority and say that ballack is still delish. cmon, give the guy some love. ^^

  65. IshYEAH. says:

    At some degree, this is quite funny.