September 19th, 2007
WTF Files: Our Posts
To the many lovelies getting in touch with us to ask: 1. Are you alive? 2. Where are the bloody pics of Alex Curran at the V&A ball dressed as a gigantic glittering macaw?, let us fill you in. We’re definitely not dead; and the bird pics are coming. Have patience and wait for our credit card to clear at Getty.
Apologies for our absences. We were struck down by numerous challenges over the last few days including: the ebola virus and/or avian flu, no internet, a broken manolo heel, and being given a ‘virgin’ cocktail at a party over the weekend. We’re looking into therapy to get over that last issue.
In any case, dear Kickettes, we miss you all and will be back on form later today. Promise.
In the meantime, take a second to ponder this bra/flesh coloured pantyhose shirt combo chosen by Cheryl Cole. Our girl-crush may have just expired. Any suggestions for a replacement?