September 19th, 2007

WTF Files: Our Posts

To the many lovelies getting in touch with us to ask: 1. Are you alive? 2. Where are the bloody pics of Alex Curran at the V&A ball dressed as a gigantic glittering macaw?, let us fill you in.  We’re definitely not dead;  and the bird pics are coming. Have patience and wait for our credit card to clear at Getty.

Apologies for our absences. We were struck down by numerous challenges over the last few days including: the ebola virus and/or avian flu, no internet, a broken manolo heel, and being given a ‘virgin’ cocktail at a party over the weekend.  We’re looking into therapy to get over that last issue.

In any case, dear Kickettes, we miss you all and will be back on form later today. Promise.

In the meantime, take a second to ponder this bra/flesh coloured pantyhose shirt combo chosen by Cheryl Cole.  Our girl-crush may have just expired. Any suggestions for a replacement?

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14 Responses to “WTF Files: Our Posts”

  1. Anna says:

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Where were her home-girls?! A fashion intervention was clearly required here!

    Oh, Kickette – we all learn the hard way – girl crush’s on WAGs only end in disappointment. They are only fit to observe at a firm emotional distance – you never know when they’ll flip out and hoover up 4lbs of cocaine off of someone’s ‘special place’ or commit an unforgivable fashion crime such as the above.

  2. carly says:

    She couldn’t have *seriously” thought she looked good in that, could she?

  3. ballack's missi says:

    let me guess.

    cheryl’s auditioning for a ‘mannequin’ spinoff.

  4. tammyv says:

    On Alex – see I didn’t see macaw. All I could see was that she slipped into Casa d’Terry, stole Toni’s wedding dress and then dyed it black! I figured something like “Bitch you stole my wedding thunder in your hidous gold number, payback time.“ 

    On Cheryl – I actually like it (she is sporting it in the young, hip rocker chick way)  It is wacky but she paired one crazy thing with everything else simple.  It is not totally off the wall

    Welcome home dear where the tans are fake as the hair and the chests, but the diamonds, designers lables and drinks are real!

  5. Johnna says:

    gigantic glittering macaw

    Ahhahahahaahaha. Thank you for that Kickette. Water all over the place.

  6. SuzyQ says:

    Welcome back! i was getting worried about my fix…
    i still like CC, even with that fashion abomination of a top… and bring on the alex pix!!

  7. Michaela says:

    Nope, I can’t think of one WAG that I care for enough to have a girl crush on.  But I do wonder what the hell Michaela has been up to since her split.  She’s always been my fave…but only because we share a name.

    x
    Michaela

  8. ivanka says:

    u are backkkkk!!i was starting to get worried.
    wait i don’t get it, that’s alex curran!!????

  9. Jacey says:

    Wait. Brittney Spears’ is in England wearing a conservative skirt?

  10. Robin says:

    Well. Well. Well. Yeah I like cheryl and all but this looks like she cut arm and neck holes in a pair of support tights. She’s got a rockin bod but this just looks stupid. Not even slightly ‘put together’. Oh well. Everyone must have a slip up and she obviously just had hers.

  11. S A R A H ;; says:

    Well I Dont Liek Itat All But I Think Everyone Makes Mistakes Like Alex Curran In That Blue Jumpsuit raspberry
    Glad Your Back Kickette

  12. buzzybee23 says:

    RE; Micheala, i saw her on Saturday shopping in newcastle. Looked nothing like how she used to, horrible hair extensions and unflattering jeans!

  13. La Paz says:

    Hola somos la banda la paz de Medell?n Colombia y te queremos invitar a que conozcas nuestra m?sica (solo poes?a sencilla and rock) y nos regales tu opini?n, lo mas in?dito es el video de la fiesta de la m?sica que lo puedes encontrar en nuestro space, bendiciones. http://www.myspace.com/musicalapaz

  14. La Paz says:

    Hola somos la banda la paz de Medell??n Colombia y te queremos invitar a que conozcas nuestra m?sica (solo poes??a sencilla and rock) y nos regales tu opini??n, lo mas in?dito es el video de la fiesta de la m?sica que lo puedes encontrar en nuestro space, bendiciones. http://www.myspace.com/musicalapaz