June 2nd, 2008
WTF Files: Sol Campbell’s Trousers
Oh, Sol. Just when we had completely forgotten you existed, you return to our minds like a bat outta bin liners. We’ve missed you, mate.
So, we have to ask: what the hell are you wearing? Why didn’t your girlfriend (the shart-tongued diva, Fiona Barrett, stop you?
Seriously, isn’t there a point, even on vacay when you’re relaxed/on your 45th straight hour of intoxication, that you would turn to your man and tell him it’s either the trousers or you, to make a choice and make it quick?
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