June 6th, 2007

WTF Files: The Corset, The Gloves, The Etc

Out of the infinite number of cute outfits that exist in this world, this ensemble of loveliness came out on top when Victoria Beckham collected her Glamour magazine Woman of The Year Award.

Our thoughts? Put on a bloody pair of trousers you ninny.  Or at least something that resembles the lower half of an outfit.  Surely this is a combination of random fashion trends that have come together to die a slow, painful and public death in an excruciating 80s meets biker non-chic half Madonna half pantsless cabaret singer way? Fingerless leather driving gloves? Really

Victoria can’t be entirely held to blame for this fiasco, she was under the guise and stylings of Karl Lagerfeld, who hasn’t eaten anything since 1986 and obviously can’t be trusted.

Or, perhaps Victoria is still recovering after showing up at the MTV Awards on the weekend in a pleather/leather zebra print concoction wearing the same Christian Louboutin shoes as Cameron Diaz.  You know that had to hurt, right?

Note Victoria’s particularly vice-like grip on Cameron’s pity fingers in the photos below.


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7 Responses to “WTF Files: The Corset, The Gloves, The Etc”

  1. Carolina says:

    I’ve never liked Victoria’s style… the hair is too blonde and now she looks like a drag, no offence

  2. Rebecca says:

    Is this look meant to be Burlesque? Only Dita Von Teese can carry this off Vic, Love. But then again, We were dressed as Showgirls at My Hen Party and we looked better than You.

  3. bella says:

    Where is her mother? Someone has GOT to tell this girl to relax. It’s even starting to get me nervous and I’m fairly sympathetic…

  4. Jenna says:

    Obviously her outfit was designed to show everybody that life is a Cabaret(!) no matter what the naysayers say.

    That zebra dress is just plain scary—it’s a little too Urban Jungle Barbie for my taste (or anybody’s taste who doesn’t have to report their earnings to a pimp).

    Maybe the air pollution in LA is getting to her. Or TomKat’s repeated phone calls. Possibly both.

  5. Cate says:

    I like Cameron better.

  6. uneditedmara says:

    Look at that fat ass. She needs to diet. Her bones aren’t showing enough. You’re not skinny enough until we can see the serial number on those balloons.

  7. Anna says:

    LA is doing awful things to our Victoria. Namely, the hair: too blond. And that Zebra print dress…come on now.