March 24th, 2008

WTF Files: VB, Marc Jacob

Since we feel like the only ones in the universe working today, we’ve decided to take out our frustration by posting this rather terrifying image of Victoria Beckham for Marc Jacobs.


We can think of few ways to start the week off better than with a leather-look, batty-arsed, ‘it’s not art, nor cool if it looks this gross’ fashion image.


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29 Responses to “WTF Files: VB, Marc Jacob”

  1. Becca x says:

    this Photo Scares Me A Little.
    I Really Dislike It.

  2. MrsJamieRedknapp says:

    Is it just me, or are her hands a completely different colour to the rest of her skinny minny arms.

    I love our Vic but this pic is beyond bad.  Marc Jacobs and VB must have some inside joke going on, which us minions are not privy to, I can see no other reason for her to allow this to go out in public.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="oh oh" style="border:0;" />

  3. freddiegirl says:

    I agree with Jax, I think he secretly hates her……

  4. jax says:

    That Marc Jacobs really hates our Vic doesn’t he ? That’s the second photo shoot(remember the popping out of the box pics!?)in which he ‘s made her look like some out of space Teletubbie !!! Beyond bad…..

  5. sarabee says:

    I cant believe a woman with as much clout and say as she has actually okayed this particular picture. Fugly.

  6. Pau says:

    she is really pretty, why is she trying to look that ugly?? mistery of life

  7. carly says:

    I’m going to take the devil’s defense here (which isn’t something I’d do for her) but assume that she knows she looks awful, but it’s a fashion statement…
    Does that make it any better? No, it doesn’t.

    That’s where she and I are different (and many other things of course raspberry) but fashion is supposed to make me look good, not worse.

  8. Ella says:

    This day isn’t holiday for you Brits? I mean, work? Huh?

    And as for Mrs Beckham; I’m normally a fan of her, and I usually like ‘em skinny, but this just looks like a orange skelleton. Gross.

  9. Gal Friday says:

    These Marc Jacobs/Beckham ads are meant to be jokes. He’s having fun with the whole fashionista/WAG thing. Will it sell his clothes? Doubtful.

  10. brandy, aka CR's Official Mistress in Perpetuity : says:

    Just about the worst advert EVER. You got it right Trainee Wag… this is the face of someone about to murder you with an expensive bag!

  11. Sarah x says:

    Nice Hair Love ^o)
    I Wouldnt Want To See This On A Big Poster As I Was Walking Down The Street In The Dark..

  12. Rusty says:


    horrid wig, horrid arms, horrid bra showing, horrid bow, horrid bag, horrid look, have I said horrid enough yet?!

    plus she has a pig nose.

    keyword: parts61. All 61 of her visible parts are horrid.

  13. klyn312 says:

    what ever happened to Marc Jacobs’ adorable,quirky-classic vintage inspired looks? this dress looks like Victoria literally ROLLED out of bed and just pinned her sheet in the back. the straps just happened to be a discarded stocking that was tangled in the mess and it appears that she may have had some sort of altercation with a crow on the way to the shoot…which she clearly lost.

    tisk tisk, this is a shame. *insert dry heave here*

    <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />

  14. Sara says:

    Victoria looks dreadful.
    I bet the bag weighs more than she does.

  15. FabLove says:

    Why is she posing so much for Marc Jacobs?

    That picture is horrendous and she looks absolutely ridiculous with that thing on her head. Also, a bad hair day, apparently.

    Why, Victoria, why?

  16. Pussycat says:

    She looks like a bobblehead on top of a skeletor body. Marc Jacobs is an idiot as is the person who came up with this advert.

  17. My GOD! This scared the shit out of me! It’s horrendous! Ghastly! Oh my!

    I LIKED Victoria! Or at least, almost. Not all of her outfits, but she usually has style. Not here. Urrgh…

  18. RedGirl says:

    OMFG!!! That’s ****** awful! *goes to her happy place and thinks something not-so-rude to say*

    The hair, the outfit, THE FACE!!! If they think that this can increase the sales, they’ve totally lost it

  19. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I too am sleep walking my way through work today!! This picture has gone some way into waking me tho!! She looks blooming scary shock
    I find it hard to imagine her or Marc Jacobs looking at this and thinking ‘job well done’.  I couldn’t even give the bag the attention it deserves!!

  20. lose that girl says:

    I don’t think Victoria could look any worse. Just goes to show how delusional she’s become.

    Now we know why she’s been looking so mannequin like in the recent past in those ‘leaving the restaurant’ pix with David. She was in training for this *fabulous* display of modelling! YUCK!  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="ohh" style="border:0;" />

  21. lainasaywhat says:

    As much as I like VB, I personally would like to feed her a cheeseburger. Or two.

  22. Johnna says:

    Wow whoever was the fashion coordinator person on this ad needs to be fired. Shot and then fired actually.

  23. Trainee Wag says:

    my worst nightmare had just came true:
    skinny ass victoria staring at me about to murder me with a handbag.. scary..

    and i thought scaring people away wasnt the point of advertisemnt

  24. The Fourth Official says:

    I’m working.  (At least, in theory.)

    Ew.  Victoria looks like some weird French marionette,  or a mime. 

    Did anyone see David on “Sixty Minutes” last night?  He looked delicious.  And very very very rich.

  25. Aishah says:

    She must have thought she was in Scream or something…

  26. Danika says:

    I’m the only one who is scared?

  27. c9 says:

    I prefer her in this ensemble for Marc Jacobs:…

  28. LoveLamps says:

    Why?  This is just awful!

  29. scarlett says:


    just look at the tan! i would persinally scrub her!!! she looks dreadful!!

    look at her figure shes got dodgy lumps in odd places :S

    and ohh she looks so cheerful :D