October 26th, 2010
Xabi Alonso: GQMF/BAMF/We’re DunzoMF
Images via Tirrameles/ Copyright DTlux.com
There comes a time in life when one must step up and own up. A moment when you throw your hat in the ring and say, damn it: I’m doing me. I am making a play for Kickette’s Hot Hall Of Fame.
That moment for Xabi Alonso (in a shoot for DT magazine), is obviously now.
And We Are Listening.
Well, we’re not listening, actually. We’re sort of breaking out into a rather unladylike sweat and squealing like wild boars in an everything-must-go mud & slop sale.
hi baby…
Oh shit. This…this is too much.
oh my god
xabi, i have always known you are hot, but this level of hotness is almost burning my eyes!but i just cant look away!
and im a cule!
look what you and your friends have done to me, xabi!
ps, he needs to be in HHOF, if there is a god, he needs to be in it!
i agree!xabi is meant to be in spain!
oh my god
xabi 1010%belongs on HHOF.
what a great guy..i say this not only coz hes hot, but hes a good person
lol, look at me!!im a cule! oh well ,im a sucker for spanish NT boys, regardless of their club
oh gosh Xabi Xabi Xabi… you know just the right thing to make my day so much better…
by the way, UNF.
O My Lord! How can this man be so perfect? T.T
and, btw, he looks like Stevie G in some of those photos.. =P
I die… and I go to heaven… and I see the most hot hot hot angel in the sky…
why why why why
Why do you try to kill me Mr. Alonso?
Xabi for the HHOF now!!
Every other thought is more ahakhgskjgsdfkgkhash *drool* asjdlfhdkjhads. unfunfunfunfunf. I wish more men near me looked like him, but then I wouldn't be able to restrain myself and would get myself into danger…
You sexy, sexy beast… purrrr….
OMG OMG OMG. I do, I do, I do believe in Prince Charming now. Kickette, I promise to never laugh at sappy romance movies or songs again. Please send Xabi to me for Christmas. Please.
O_O My eyes popped out of my head after seeing these perfect photos. Someone here described it perfectly: Xabi has ruined other men for me.
Upon closer inspection of the photos, I really love the one where it looks like he is unbuttoning his coat. He is kind of a tease. The only thing that could make this better is if he was wearing those glasses.
Boca is amazing, but I think he might have to start working harder for us
He'll get there eventually, I have faith. That Midweek Mmmm where he wore that green t-shirt just about incapacitated me.
he knows he shot.
hes like "im soo gorgeoud and everyone is jealous of my bow tie. you know you want me"
and im like, i agree. (:
Nagore is a lucky lady!!!
OMG So that is what heaven looks like!
He should be crowned king of the HHOF!
Xabi does not need to apply to the Hall of Fame, he is there ex lege, it's so obvious that he does not need to be mentioned there by name . That is the only justified reason you can give Kickettes for not having included him there by now!!!
To make up for this fact, I here propose to you Kickettes to start a new Hall of Fame called the XABI ALONSO CLASSY HALL OF FAME.
It is something more than usual Hall of Fame (which would be the first step to get to XACHOF, however, XABI went to his HoF automatically, when he was born)
It should be a place where the others would look up to, the standard every footballer and every – I underline -every man of Planet Earth should aspire to be and dream to be promoted to. The place only for the chosen ones.
I already made such a hall of fame for myself. Now the real life guys are ruined for me. I worry about my future
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ok i dislike all the real madrid players. I Hate Jose mourinho, but xabi Alonso OH LA LA! heee's sooo fine, he doesn't even Try To look sexy (like all other models) noo no this guy Is sexy.
oh. this is just. too. much.
how can ONE guy have so much class? the only unclassy thing he ever did was move to real madrid.
kickette, HHOF this man, stat.
Pics are so shameless and the vid fried my brain. Damn You Alonso, you can overtake the world.
I just… W O W
He’s rendered me speechless. The sexiest man I have ever seen, and he’s a walking example of what the ‘perfect’ man would be. He’s ruined all other men for me.
i think i just shat my pants
that is sexy
but he looks so different
but it is a good different
He is the ONLY MAN ALIVE that can pull off a bow tie and be soooo drop dead gorgeous that it just makes a girl wanna remove the damn'd thing w/her TEETH! ….sorry girls i'm back; phew! COLD SHOWER NOW!!
Tardy for the party but STOP THE PRESSES. XABIER IS IN A SUIT. REVERENT SILENCE PLEASE.
This more than makes up for his absence at the Prince of Asturias presentation. I have completely forgotten about any and all fashion blips at that photo op in the wake of these photos. Xabi Alonso, you will forever be perfect in my mind. Always and all ways.
I think i just died… sigh
Words cannot express how gorgeous this man is…please please put him in the HHOF. He doesn't even try and he's just too hott!
And the beard! Bless him, the beard is back!!!
Okay, I admit that I never saw the appeal before. Xabi was always one of those peripheral guys for me – hot on my own personal HHOF. Then I saw this first picture. And now I get it. Kickette, you have reformed me. I now see the Xabi appeal. And now, as a new fan, I think I shall go back and look at these pictures for a few more hours. All in the name of studying a new topic, you know. I'd *never* be having dirty thoughts about a footballer and how fun it would be to hook my fingers under that bow tie and use it to pull his face down to mine…
Omg, when I first saw the picture, I stopped breathing. And then I looked through the rest of the pictures, pure perfection. He pulls off all the outfits. And he's also smart, classy and hot. Put him in HHOF right away and I'd vote him for #1. Nagore is one lucky lady.
Also, if they need anyone to remake any of the Bond or Indiana Jones movies, they know where to look. Whenever Xabi retires, which I hope isn't soon, he should definitely take up modeling or acting.
Xabi & bowtie only. now that i'd pay to see. very dapper!
Boca doesn't belong in the HHoF cuz he's not HOF material. Maybe finest five but definitely not HHOF.
Is this serious? is this real life? These photos are simply torturous & prevent my brain from functioning properly. Hot H.O.F. please, now. Why is Xabi so hot?
This man is simply living, breathing, walking HOTNESS.
Also, I need to confiscate all of his razors, because I need that Ginger Beard in my life.
I will second the razor confiscation. I think we need to book flights to Madrid asap & make sure there is no way he can get his hands on a razor. The ginger beard just kills me
Wow, wow, wooooooow, Hot H.o.F. please, this man is toooooooooooo gorgeous to say anything else… *faints*
Hear, hear! Why isn't Boca even in the Finest Five, anyway?
IDK!!! It sucks. He's just as hot as some of the other guys and is modest, AND dresses nicely 93% of the time.
he should definitely be in the HOT H.O.F maybe even number 1!
the only thing that would make me happier than seeing my lovely Xabi in the Hot HOF would be seeing him back at Liverpool.
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GULP!!!!!!
Dragging my jaw off the floor and rushing home for a cold shower asap!
I’ve been swooning since the post, and now I must lobby for HHOF induction for the icon that is Xabi Alonso. Google him and find me a picture where he doesn’t just ooze sex appeal. If that isn’t HHOF worthy, I don’t know what is. Give us a coronation, ladies!
Suga Suga, How you get so fly?
Xabi belongs in the HHOF. I have never wanted children, but this man makes me want to pop out 5 or 6 little ones. There are no adjectives to describe how incredibly gorgeous he is!
Xabi looks so handsome! And he's a gentleman! If only he would give some tips to the other Real Madrid players, specifically Cristiano and Sergio!
I stopped breathing the second my eyes met Xabi's in that picture. How is he real? I mean, seriously. HOW?
Oh, and we all know that a certain Liverpool captain will be donning dark shades and a cap at the newstand looking for the latest issue of DT magazine. =) Haha sorry I had to reference their epic bromance.
this man for sure deserves to ne in the HOT .H.O.F. in fact he should be the king numero uno of that list of incredible sexy men. Xabi has a good body, is a super smart guy, classy, elegant, chivalrous,has good taste in clothes, what more can you ask from a men. he is a walking definition of perfect
O…breathe … M…breathe….. G… breathe…..
he needs to be on top of the list <3
He looks different from his face, did he loose to much weight? face work?
he lost too much BEARD is more like it!
oh good god xabi!!!!
that's all i've got.
HHOF now!!!! somethings just deserve special elections.
Oh, and there's video on the website.
Oooh thanks Louise, saw your comment and went looking
http://www.dtlux.com/video/xabi-alonso-revista-dt…
O-M-G!!!!!!! <3
That's it.
Oh. My.God. I have two exams tomorrow and I still have to prepare for them. How am I supposed to do that having the image of gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous Xabi Alonso in front of my eyes. He's perfection. I'm ready to forgive him his transfer to RM. Who am I deceiving?I've forgiven him long, long time ago. It's impossible to be angry with this man. OMG! I just noticed I'm scrolling up to look at the pics after every two words. What are you doing to me, Xabi?
Wait a sec, I call photoshop desecration of the perfection that is Xabi. He looks a bit off to me BUT ridiculously beautiful nonetheless.
It's exactly the opposite, I think:
He DOESN'T try so hard, he's really naturally amazing, which is what makes it BETTER.
Ya know, that's an excellent point. he does just naturally exude sexiness.
You are totally right. (btw-pardon me for interrupting in on this conversation) He just seems like he is one of those men who have no idea that they are seriously sexy & that is what makes his so spectacular. I guess, maybe he knows by now, considering how many magazine covers he's done. Nonetheless, he doesn't try. He just is.
Oh my *insert a lot of babbling and drool*
I can't think. While writing this I had to scroll up just to look into his eyes and *sighs*
What sweet dreams I'll be dreaming to night..
I want him. NOW.
Anyone that can make a bow tie, velvet trousers and a man bag look that hot deserves a place on the HHOF! In fact Kickette, he deserves a league of his own, the hottest of the hot hall of fame! x
I have recently discovered that this man has something that many others don't. No matter what he wears even popped up collars he makes it work! Period! He is just adorable and sexy. I'm a comics geek as well as a lover of football and with that picture with the fake glasses I just fantasized of him as a Spanish Superman. But what I love the most is his vest and bowtie. I will have my favorties forever but there are just some… yes, I'm talking about you Xabi Alonso…. that makes it hard not to take a second, third, a millionth look your way
…….. SIGH!
Is this enough to make you switch your allegiances from Gerard & Xavi?
I like the Superman thing – makes for good fantasy 
They should have made him wear the glasses & then I would have died.
No way! I love Xavi. Gerard is more like eye candy and I love his sense of humor but Xavi is that and more. He's actually pretty funny. I found some videos of him and he is just as funny as Pique. And he is smart. I love smart people. Yes, I like superman thing too, lol. Yeah I was thinking the same thing about the glasses. Also Xavi is also a great football player which is why I fell for him and that a huge plus in my book.
Well, I hope for you that Xavi will get his day on the hallowed pages of Kickette
For now, I guess you will just have to settle for Xabi Alonso & his very, very, very sexy bow tie 
I am still giggling/swooning/smiling over these pictures. Damn him…..I've turned into a completely incorrigible, silly fangirl because of him. Why do these footballers have magical powers over us? 
I have been feeling sad Kickette hasn't done a special on him. I know this site is for the drool making ballers and well many girls don't think of Xavi that way but let me tell there are a lot out there… They probably don't know about this site though but I found out of some. Its terrible the way one baller can make you behave. I promise myself each day I won't use internet time to drool over my Xavi but its like my brain and hands do different things, lol. I love the guy. I like them both because their personalities are similar but I think Xabi is a bit more serious while Xavi when around people he bearly knows he can be quite the kidder. He often talks about sex in interviews without realizing what he says then tries to fix it by putting in the some football context, LOL…..
i think xavi is amazing, a good, genuine person and hes quite good looking in my opinion ans hes very funny
DEAR LORD KICKETTE PUT HIM IN THE HOT HALL OF FAME NOW!!!!!!!!! (seriously)
That photo of him in the hooded jacket alone was enough to cause a combustion of my girl parts.
I am speechless.
Welcome to the Hall of Fame, For All Time forever and ever.
Players take notes. Take. Notes.
Holy mother of God.
OK Kickette just put him in the HHOF NOW!!!!!!! This is one of those special circumstance thingies!!!!! Also you could add a few more (Nesta, Borriello etc) and my 'TO DO LIST' is looking HOT HOT HOT.
LOLL agree!
plus, you share my Nesta love!
In the second one, he looks like a professor. Let the "Xabi Alonso as my professor" fantasies begin!
Haha. Ohhhhhhh God, professor fantasies are… distracting… Now I'm trying to picture Sergio as a professor but it's just too silly. I'll have to stick to the me trying to teach him English fantasy I think.
This season I see Xabi modeling fo magazines more often than on the pitch. But not complaining, I would look at him all the time. Gorgeous
Couldn't agree more! Good call Mia!
Words fail to express the beauty this man holds, he has just left me speechless, IVE RUN OUT OF ADJECTIVES TO DESCRIBE XABI, A word has yet to be invented to describe this man. He's just heavenly!
That's it. I'm probably going to be single for the rest of my life – I am convinced I will never meet a man who is even a quarter of Xabi, Thanks Xabi for skyrocketing my expectations of men now that ive seen your gorgeous self…..Big up to his wife i need to high 5 his wife, she is one lucky lady!!
This is everything I have ever wanted.
Can we please not ever doubt this man’s rightful place in the Finest Five again? I mean, look at that perfection. Wow, I’m dying.
and Kickette you have ruined me! I’ll never be satisfied with anyone but him after seeing those pics!
OMG!!! Classy Xabi is of course classy as always but hell yeah! Soooo handsome!
Omg….I'm still alternately whimpering like post-great-cunninglinguist session and grunting like a hungry wild sow….. Kickette, what have you done!?!?
hellooooo lil’ daddy!!
yum yum gimme some!!
i like it, i love it, i want some more of it!!
ok i shall try to get abck to work now
Yum yum yum!!! I know what I’d do with some of that! Too hot to be true!!!
oh dear God! yummy yummy screw…..
Clearly Xabi is HHOF material. If we didn't know it before, we certainly know it now. We've been served, Kickettes. Make it so.
Hot damn.
arjkhgakjhdr <- I think I just had my first instant orgasm
I want to see what those glasses would look like on him. And then I picture him staring at me over the top of them saying "you've been a naughty naughty girl" mwuahahaha
HHOF now. I don't think its possible to be more smexy than Xabi *sighes and dreams naughty things*
Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! Why this man is HANDSOME? I could say an only thing..Scent of you in the wind, scent of you in the evenings, scent of you in everything that I make, scent of you don't know how much is it..If you was a song you would be the song Everything written by Michael Bublé, this is the song's text:
"You're a falling star, You're the get away car.
You're the line in the sand when I go too far.
You're the swimming pool, on an August day.
And you're the perfect thing to say.
And you play it coy, but it's kinda cute.
Ah, When you smile at me you know exactly what you do.
Baby don't pretend, that you don't know it's true.
Cause you can see it when I look at you.
[Chorus:]
And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times
It's you, it's you, You make me sing.
You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.
You're a carousel, you're a wishing well,
And you light me up, when you ring my bell.
You're a mystery, you're from outer space,
You're every minute of my everyday.
And I can't believe, uh that I'm your man,
And I get to kiss you baby just because I can.
Whatever comes our way, ah we'll see it through,
And you know that's what our love can do.
[Chorus:]
And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times
It's you, it's you, You make me sing
You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.
So, La, La, La, La, La, La, La
So, La, La, La, La, La, La, La
[Chorus:]
And in this crazy life, and through these crazy times
It's you, it's you, You make me sing.
You're every line, you're every word, you're everything.
You're every song, and I sing along.
'Cause you're my everything.
Yeah, yeah
So, La, La, La, La, La, La, La
So, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La"
YOU'RE A SEXY GENTLEMAN XABI!!!!
OMG Kickette! HHoF NOW! And preferably Numero 1! This is beyond 'ovary-bursting' hotness. I just want to melt. I think this makes my year. Nagore is a lucky woman! (FYI: He should get the Bollon D'or this year b/c of his amazing awesome hotness that has contributed to all us Wagabee's PC's and Macs)
This now makes him my three last phone wallpapers. That has to count for something. C’mon ladies. Xabi Alonso for HHOF NOW!!!
oh. my. god. that is all.
I just don't see it…
lol its okay, it took me a little while. Besides, I get criticised for my taste a lot too because I dont like see anything in certain people…*cough* Pique and Ronaldo *cough* but I am coming around on both of them a little bit so maybe you will too
If not, we can be criticised for lack of taste together. lol. To each her own.
Dammit, Nagore you lucky, lucky woman.
That suit would look a lot nicer on my bedroom floor….
I'm sorry, but I had to commenrt twice. I'll stop now, I promise.
How can one not comment at least twice?
I know! There aren't enough words to describe how HOT this man is! I showed him to my friends and they were like 'he's ok, bit weird looking.' I'm so glad I have Kickette, where I'm with my people!
No one gets me like Kickette does.
And if you're going to leave hilarious comments like "that suit would look a lot nicer on my bedroom floor," then please, comment more!
*dramatic sobs as if i've just won miss world* I am so glad *sniff* that there are people who, (ok alex, compose yourself) who appreciate my sense of humour!
You girls just crack me up!
Looool I KNOOOWWW when I show my pictures of hot footballers (like Xabi!) to my friends they're all like "I guess he's okay but he looks weird" Im just like WHAT. How could you not see it…
Like hereforthenando, no one gets me like Kickette does.
I cudn't agree more! I showed one of my friends a really hott shirtless pic of Xabi and The Ramos, and they just didnt get it!
I mean no one else wud understand my need for "Xabi as my professor " fantasies (seriously, i love that one!)
OMG me too! As my Spanish professor! Especially with that sexy bow tie and his cute lil glasses!
lol you two are adding another dirty thought to my already dirty mind…lol Spanish football will do that to you!
Anyway, misunderstood kickettes unite!! lol
(@_@)’!? If I was wearing panties I’d throw them at my touchscreen.
YESSS!!!!!
Hot Hall of FAME!!!
he must he must he MUST!
<3 <3 Alonso
Oh, for Christ's sakes. Sigh. I am a lesbian and I just don't know what to do with the feelings that first picture is bringing to the surface. That is all I have to say. Oh, for the love of God and all that is holy. Put this man in the Hall of Fame now. Please. Now.
It's like he has a link right to the female anatomy!
*swoon*
I haven't stopped giggling since that glorious moment when I first laid eyes on this photo. Which aspect of the perfection should I begin with?
1. Xabi Alonso's bedroom eyes. Unf unf unf unf unf. Did I mention unf?
2. He is wearing the shit out of every outfit. While I personally think that footballers and clothes shouldn't go together, Xabs is really making me re-think that. Temporarily, anyway.
Yeah, everything else that I would say about this is too dirty for Kickette. Nagore, you win. You. Win.
HAHA this made my day!
oh God i couldn't agree more!!!!
There is legitimately nothing I can say other than: wow Nagore, you are one lucky lady.
So gorgeous he needs to be in the HHOF. ASAP.
MEAN!!
That's just plain mean, kickette.
How am I going to get any work done now???
I want him in my office…where I have a desk…desks can be VERY fun….
Xabi Fangirls dont hate me please *angelface*
But his eyes look weird on these pictures, like they have overdone it with the photoshop or something. He looks hot but their is something about them that I just cant put my finger on…
It's OK, Cara, I see what you mean, as well. They have played around with the shadows or something and made his normally gorgeous eyes look a little…off. Don't they know that this man is already 100% perfection and any photoshopping or enhancing can only detract from his beauty? Silly photographers!
I think the problem is that they HAVE to photoshop him – his pure unphotoshopped beauty would make men and women alike die from excessive swooning.
I know! Especially in the first picture. Don't get me wrong, I would drop my panties for him faster then he can crack a smile, but I do agree his eyes look a little weird, especially in the first picture.
No, no, I can totally see what you mean; they've photoshop-murdered his usually beautiful eyes.
Lol yeah, they make him look like Dexter…like an evil look XD Isnt he a Dexter lookalike anyway, tho? This just adds to it. Still damn hot tho.
Definitely deserves a spot on HHOF
Err.. ummm.. oh.. wow.. I am so glad that i finally began to appreciate the hotness that is Xabi. Hello0 cheekbones!
….And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS. (8) The bow tie is actually driving me crazy. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. OH YEAH. In that first photo, he'd only have to say these words in that sexy accent of his 'Alex, would you care to dance?'
Christ! Yes! THE BOW TIE!!!!!!! AAHHHHRRRRGGGG!!!
Awesomeness made Man
whats up with Xabs? he looks weird.. probably first time ever i dont like a shot of my baby
Yessir….Say helloooo to the the Spanish Mr. Bond…. WOW.
my thought exactly!!
and the beard is back. i'm a happy girl now
Oh my god, yes. The beard!! Missed it more than I thought I would.
Oh dear, this is top of the hots. What a classy and hypersuperhellagorgeous man!
He's so sexy it makes me want to cry. And the Hot HOF: can we please please make that happen? He's clearly been campaigning hard with all these gorgeous magazine shoots lately. It's the least we can do to show our appreciation and gratitude…
I can't think of thing to say that doesn't involve scores of profanity-laced panting.
yes yes yes yes yes yes ye yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
Yes, I almost screamed "take it off!" at my screen at that first pic.
I'll be under my desk, thinking about untying that bowtie with my teeth.
The fashion assistants on this shoot must have been very good in their past lives. Unf.