August 7th, 2012
Yeovil Town FC: Ab Exposure Epidemic!
Yesterday, when we told you about the rampant nudity at Playford FC, we had no idea that the sponsorship-attracting innovation was already shooting up the elite football leagues.
Today we bring you news of Yeovil Town FC, who, when facing a similar financial black hole, got their magnificent League 1 abs out for their team photo.
We’re obviously loving this, so we hereby politely request that all club sponsors withdraw their funding for teams in all the European leagues (well, the ones we care about, anyway). Not only will you save a ton of cash, but the happiness you will impart to Kickettes across the globe will be incalculable.