January 4th, 2011

Yoann Gourcuff: Back To The Grind

Image via Olympique Lyonnais FC

T’would appear the beautiful Mr. Gourcuff is having the same difficulty embracing the post-break return to work as we are. At a recent training session with Lyon, his lackluster expression (not even the legendary lashes can de-bitch, please those eyes) and 5 o’clock shadow says it all: working for a living is shite.

Or, he could still be mad at us for dumping him so unceremoniously off the F5 list like the fickle cows that we are, and is just giving us some cut eye.

Yup, probably that.

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41 Responses to “Yoann Gourcuff: Back To The Grind”

  1. Mai says:

    How could you take out yoann!? Not cool, kickette! Not cool at all. He's our "lashes"! And come on, he's only one who gave us a glimpse of a medical that look like soft porn, as you put it.

  2. ArsenalFan says:

    sex on a plate ladies..

  3. rainstarmcgee says:

    Gosh, this man is gorgeous! I personally find 5 o'clock shadows to be very attractive, so this picture is absolutley sizzlin' to me! And his boyish hair is just too cute.

    I too agree with everyone about removing Joe and putting Yoann back to where he belongs!

  4. gunners says:

    yoaan ıs just the best but no one can beet cesc fabregas he ıs the most gorguess

  5. nika says:

    Hello, darling! Why are you so sad?

  6. ThatWelshOne says:

    I love him. I've tried not to, I've tried to stay faithful to my one and only Jamie Redknapp (old skool I know but I love him). Unfortunately I can't stop loving this French Fancy.

  7. Poppy says:

    Why oh why is our awesome Lashes out of F5???
    That´s not right, a Finest Five list without him doesn´t make sense!!

  8. R says:

    I bet that Yoanns arse looks better than Joe's. Next time I want to see Yoann back in the F5 kickette!

  9. SoccerDuckie says:

    All the ladies who don't get a kick out of Yoann, that's fine. He's more than welcome at my place. There's a perfect spot in my bed with his name on it! =D And the couch, the counter, the bathroom, the living room floor, the backyard, etc., etc……..not to mention in my noggen, phwarrrrrr!!!

  10. footieflu says:

    Heaven came down and glory filled my soul…… *me along with choirs singing in voices*….. then passes away peacefully!!!!!
    Out of F5?…I'd rather remove Reina than our darling Yoann!!

  11. Thea says:

    This is motivation I need for the Dukan diet Attack / Cruise phase – as my goodness you need it!

    Plus – I just DO NOT accept Kickettes new F5, it's just a ploy to bugg us all!

  12. Kan says:

    He's cute :)

    Nothing on Kaka's return to the field?

  13. Alik says:

    Grumpy or not, his cuteness is undeniable!

  14. Kosmo says:

    He´s so so so….WOW! :)

  15. SoccerLoverrr says:

    WATTTTTTT!?! gourcuff outta da f5?!?! DATS AN ABOMINATION!!!!

  16. Tricia says:

    I'd go to the gym more often if I could look at that every time.

  17. Figra says:

    yeah, it's definitely the f5 thing, I mean Joe Hart over Gourcuff? what the actual fook? this site has a darker, uglier place ever since…

    • Kristine says:

      Gourcuff is handsome, but does nothing for me, but Joe Hart was just a stab to my heart being placed on the f5! ugh.

      • Leya_S says:

        In all fairness, Joe Hart has a different, scruffy, boy-next-door, bring-home-to-your-mom-for-dinner-and-almost-die-when-he-complements-her-on-her-cooking-while-suggestively-stroking-your-thigh-under-the-table kind of appeal IMHO. I can't say that he necessarily does anything for me (and truthfully, neither does Gourcuff……dammit Sergio Ramos, WHY AREN'T YOU ON THE F5 LIST?!?! Step up your game!) but I can understand the appeal of both to others.

        • GigiSantaCruz says:

          Girl, do you know that song "Killing me softly"?? Do you know that part when she sings "I felt he found my letters and read each one out loud?? Sooooo, that's what you did when you explained (perfectly, btw) what kind of appeal Joe has over me!!!!! How come you posted it???? LOL

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  18. Kristine says:

    He does nothing for me.

    • Kristine says:

      Ha! here come the thumbs down! I should have kept that to myself eh?

      • annafcb says:

        I find him pretty yet it's a bit disturbing… Sometimes he looks like my french grandmother, so yeah. Not my cup of tea but I can appreciate his beauty :)

        • Kristine says:

          yes, I guess its the actual "prettiness" that puts me off. Him and Jesus Navas, just too much of something..

          • annafcb says:

            I agree, I'm not very into pretty boys either (Except for Gomis, oh lord, so so beautiful!)

      • diana says:

        I'm with you on that…
        Lol on the thumbs down

    • kathb says:

      Thank you! I don’t fancy him either, nevermind the thumbs down, you’re simply stating your opinion!

    • R says:

      Your comment should be flagged Kristine. Thumbs down haha

  19. Yoann my love where have you been?

  20. C16 says:

    I'm still not over Yoann being off the F5. I will never forgive you that Kickette!!! Yes, I'm bitter, so what???

    OT: Does anybody know if he's fit again to go back to playing? He needs to prove all the haters wrong… Go Yoyo!!!

  21. Wow says:

    He's fit again, I can now return to watching Lyon games thanks kickette! And droping him of the F5 you ladies r still drunk and blind!

  22. Back to the grind? Back to the bedroom more like ;)

  23. annafcb says:

    Mmm… Gomis, how can he be real? So pretty, we need more of him here kickettes :) This team frustrates me so much, they're all too hot. I need to move to France.

  24. R says:

    YES why is he out of F5? My heart broke when I saw that

    • kosmo says:

      Yes!! Mine too! ;( He´s sooo handsome! When I saw that I was….O_O WHAT???! Yoann out of the F5???!! OMG!!

  25. aurrie says:

    if you stare at him long enough….he beauty doesnt diminish unlike some people…