June 15th, 2010

Yoann Gourcuff, France: Inspiring Pretty Since 2006

We’re only human, dear readers. And there’s only so long that we could look at photos of Yoann “Lashes” Gourcuff without beginning to feel inadequate, unattractive, even. (If, by the way, you’re unsure as to how Lashes got his name, just click and zoom. Then run to Rimmel.)

Thus, (as you may have noticed) we’ve given our humble website a good shot of Botox. Please note: our links now live to your right, in the sidebar – Footy Must Reads is the place to head for your daily updates from our favourite sites.

Thanks for all your support Kickettes, we’re thrilled to host your pretty faces for a dose of gossip every day, and we’re even more excited to hear your thoughts about it all.


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43 Responses to “Yoann Gourcuff, France: Inspiring Pretty Since 2006”

  1. yoann says:

    quel joueur! et il plait bcp a ma belmere!

  2. Mlle Gourcuff says:

    Ahh, sooo cute! I can’t study, I can’t think, I’m just watching his pics all day long! :D

  3. Little Miss Arsenal says:

    who’s eyes are more beautiful…Yoann Gourcuff or Jesus Navas?

  4. EternalDreamer says:

    I think the site looks great. I second the most recent comments to the side, but I like the twitter section, too.

    Wasn’t aware of any issues between Yoann and the French team, but found these: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Sports/Events-Tournaments/FIFA-World-Cup/Top-stories/Yoann-Gourcuff-enigma-clouds-French-camp/articleshow/6048977.cms


    Sad if it is true. I hope he finds his place. Favorite line about Yoann in one of the articles: “too self-effacing, too nice and probably too well-brought up” Umm, yeah, he’s talented and gorgeous, yet humble. Just.got.hotter.

    • Amy says:

      I just read that this morning and was super sad about him not fitting in, but that line totally made me swoon. seriously, when I watch him play, he’s always the one that’s trying to cheer up players or pat them on the back, etc. I love this man so effing much!!

  5. d0li says:

    I LOVE THIS PICTURE.. REALLY HOT, why isn't he in the finest five? He should have an armani add with Cristiano Ronaldo!

  6. Linda (Gooner till I says:

    holy sh*t! *faint*

    he is PERFECT.

    But the others in the French NT don't like him (except his Bordeaux mates). Poor Yoann. :(

    • Bria says:

      I can't understand why they don't like him!!! I think it has to do with the fact that they are so tired of looking at his pretty face because they just become so jealous and angry turning them into Rimmel hating Ogers!!!…….Or not.

      • Linda (Gooner till I says:

        Well, Yoann is remarkably talented, super hot and reportedly highly intelligent, but shy and introverted guy… he is just different than the others.

        • d0li says:

          who said that they didn't like him? What is he like? this is the first time i'm hearing about him, but I plan on educating myself about him very quickly.

      • stermi says:

        They don’t like him because he is not like them, he doesn’t like to go to the clubs, he listens to opera music, he comes from Britanny while most other players come from poor quarters, and he doesn’t go to prostitutes like the others, his mother is a teacher etc….

        He is a nice guy, that is the problem.

  7. Sisi55555 says:

    he have wife!!! looks in getty images!!!!

    • Sylvia15 says:

      OMG he has a wife!!! no way!!! no way!!! someone tell me its not truee!!! omg :'( NO NO NO No NOOO!!!! …:'( It is so hard to fantasize about someone when they are taken!!!

      :'( :'( :'(

      I want his babies…when I turn 16 next year!!


    • C16 says:

      I thought he was single… O.o

      • Thea says:

        Well Getty images have a crowd shot that reference a wife- but that’s sloppy journalism as everyone knows that he is not married and does not appear to have an offical girlfriend that we know of, and if he’s got a lady out there she may not want to sit with them all as he’s not getting on with the rest of team. The last wind we got of a gf was Marie sriess Galouzeau de Villepin which was well documented in the kickette archives!

        • C16 says:

          I know. I read an article yesterday that he isn't really getting along with the rest of the team.

          No official gf, so don't freak out ladies! :]

          • Thea says:

            Really sad that he’s not getting on with his team, think it’s jelousy on the other parts because he’s classy, stylish and movie star looking from a good family aand doesn’t get involved with unsavory off-pitch antics. If i had to be on a team with Ribery and all them, I wouldn’t be happy either!!!!

            • C16 says:

              True about Ribery. LOL
              It really got me sad to read that article. I think it’s just jealousy but come on, it’s THE World Cup, they’re supposed to get together and fight for their country, leave all differences aside.
              Yoann seems like a nice guy, I’m really hoping the best for him, though France will be playing against Mexico :)

  8. Koko says:

    there he is…my future husband <3

  9. MissEstonia says:

    Call me, Yoann…it’s been too long.

  10. Michelle says:

    Ahh sweet sweet Yoann, you can never get enough of good ol' Lashes! What a beaut! :D

  11. C16 says:

    Oh God!!! *faints

    Yes, he makes me faint!

  12. Tash says:

    I can barely concentrate at work as it is and then you give us this!!!!!!!! I think a sick day is in order lol

  13. lorena_chanel says:


  14. elylovesfootball says:

    ohh lashes i missed you for some days…

    i'm glad to see you're handsome as always ;)

    i just can't stop looking at you!!

    i feel kinda confused now.. lol

  15. I very much like the new site design, but pop up animated ads block areas of print or photographs. Also, I do think your logo needs to be bigger – it's smaller than the Children's Accudial ad that is currently beside it in my browser. I understand the need for ads, but your logo shouldn't be overshadowed by another product. You are the product too!

  16. Ella says:

    This man is just pure beauty. Kickette, you're on a mission to kill us I think. And I like it.

  17. Ess-Jay says:

    mmmmmm delicious!

  18. Ines del Sol says:

    *le sigh* Yoannnn… *staring* Kickete, thank YOU. He is… *sighs*

  19. lonelySTARSHINE says:

    "Then run to Rimmel" lolololol!

    You gus (I mean girld) are the best!!!

    Yoann FOREVER!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

  20. JaneSpotting says:


    Yoann, je t'adore!

  21. Ana;) says:

    Ohhh no he's done it again I was speaking to someone and I completely lost my train of thought because of this pic lool when I snapped back to reality I uttererd lashes lool! Oh he's good

    Thanks kickette for all the gossip and all the times I've lost my train of thought! And a big thanks to yoann!

  22. senora ramos says:

    oh, kickette, you are trying to kill me with hotness!! and i love you for it!!

    • Thea says:

      Light at the end of my tunnel today Ramos – as well as getting a few hours by the pool with a beer!!!

      • senora ramos says:

        good! i know you had an early day, so take a well deserved break! and the pic of yoann with you!!

        • Thea says:

          Just having a dream that the French world cup team stops en route to Paris here and he falls in love with the girl wondering round dressed as Aphrodite!

  23. Thea says:

    Thank you Kickette – it nearly makes me forgive you for changing the format of the page during the World Cup – as if we are not all stressed as it is!!!

    Girls for lashes try Neulash serum it launches in the UK in September.