December 8th, 2008
Yoann Gourcuff: Has No Naked Shame
image via belga picture
What a wonderful way to start the week: a full inbox from Kickette readers across the globe notifiying us of an urgent situation: the removal of Yoann Gourcuff’s footy kit in a public arena, caught on video.
Not that any of us are newcomers to the delights of catching a quick glimpse of a baller on the pitch comfortable in airing his abs but this? This truly takes the credo of comfort in nakedness to a whole new level.
We’ve always appreciated Mr. Gourcuff before, but we cannot deny the sizzle momentum has been heavily shifting in his direction. First the Maybelline peepers, then the open declaration of his singleness and now this? Not sure if he was involved in some sort of dare or if under a hallucinogenic, but Yoann really seems to be enjoying the fresh air.
According to our belief system, that’s a ticket straight to the Finest Five. We’re currently in crisis talks to determine the best course of action.
Warning: video involves vigorous jiggles and bouncing. And also bounces with jiggles. Click through to watch.
thx EB! video via ONTD Football
That picture tells the story, i really enjoyed it watching, it so funny.
regards,
sam – Tax relief
MON DIEU!!! Pourquoi!? Maintenant, je peux pas étudier, je dois regarder ce video!
This has just made my day!!! He looks soo happy and I can assure you I’m the same way right now =P
Holy cr*p!! *bug eyes* That’s effing beautiful! And how much did he seem to enjoy it!! Made want to join hands with him and run along side him, jiggling and bouncing too!
Wow. Definitely reward worthy.
Just watched the vid – I applaud the near nakedness, much applaud the jiggles and bouncing BUT… why tie your shirt around your waist and have those pesky sleeves in the way of the bounciness?! I still love you Yoann and am still available to fill your position of girlfriend
and this is why I LOVE Kickette! Covering, err uncovering the game from every angle and bringing the most important aspects of the beautiful game to us
Ummmm YES to adding him the F5. And what about getting Cristiano back on there. Doesn’t his new single status warrant it?! If you ever talk to Yoann, let him know I am single too!
slow motion. thigh muscles. enough said
This is about the fourth time I’m back here and its still WOW.
Thanks Kickette for this Monday treat
oh.my.god. thats good. really good.
oooohhh. wow. ooooh my.ooohh wow. need some fresh air…
and this is why I LOVE Kickette! Covering, err uncovering the game from every angle and bringing the most important aspects of the beautiful game to us
WOW. That made my day entirely, although it is distracting me from American history…
Bwahahaha! I love him! What other footballer gives us such a lovely gift this christmas season? That was absolutely divine.
Oh.My.God!
OH MY GOD YOANN JUMP UP AND DOWN AND THOSE KNICKERS WILL DROPP!
OW NO SORRY THAT WAS ONE OF MY DREAMS. 
he’s crazy and i liky.
hell yeah he’s hot!! lol
This is not a work safe video lol. I have to watch it every day. He is so hot. I agree with Brandy Cristiano should also be the finest five
I like the way the commentators cant resist a long look either. hahah How I wish Gourcuff’s a trendsetter…
some1 explain to me how this guy is single wow am still dazzed about this video hes definitely in my top 5 love u kickette for this vid thnx a bunch it made my day
Geez, why stop there Yoann??:P
I seem to be at a loss for words. I…..I…..I Just Don’t Know!
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD. oh my god. oh my god x 100000000. That video is EVERYTHING I’ve been wishing for for about six months! He is soooooo perfect… I’m getting straight on a plane to go find him – he’s clearly advertising!!
Single – Why?? That video should be up for video of the year!!
GOOD GOD THE SLOW MO RUNNING.
I can’t get tired of watching it. Ever.
how is he singlee?! HGe would get it, if you know what im saying
ha
Oh Lashes….OUI OUI OUI!!! *calls dibs*
Yummmy…now that is distracting…tehe
Just…wonderful, oh thank you Yoann!
Yes, I think he definitely deserves a reward!
How I love the French!
OH.MY.GOD
Thank you Kickette! Who is the genius behind the slow motion running? Thank you, thank you…
I’m trying to find my chin, it fell with my jaw a couple of minutes ago.
So this is what heaven looks like.
Wow!!
And it’s in slo-mo! Wow! Just…wow.
OH.MY.GOD
Thank you Kickette! Who is the genius behind the slow motion running? Thank you, thank you…
I’m trying to find my chin, it fell with my jaw a couple of minutes ago.
So this is what heaven looks like.
Wow!!
WOW!! I think that display *does* deserve an entry into the finest five. Just lovely.
lose that girl blog