April 18th, 2012

Yolanthe Sneijder Cabau: Taking Tinseltown By Storm?

Fans of quality cinema were seen running for the hills last week when it was announced that Yolanthe Sneijder Cabau will be featuring in Michael Bay’s next movie.

Alright, we’re being unreasonably sarcastic, certainly due to jealousy. Wesley Sneijder’s gorgeous wifey has scored the role of Mark Wahlberg’s love interest in Bay’s latest offering, ‘Pain and Gain’, which ”follows a group of bodybuilders engaged in a campaign of kidnapping, extortion and murder in Florida.”

It sounds er… ace. And there’s no doubt it’s one hell of a coup for the actress, who has featured in a number of film and TV productions in the Netherlands, but has yet to crack Hollywood.  Let’s hope her working relationship with the Transformers director is a little smoother than the one ‘enjoyed’ by his last hot female protégé.

It couldn’t really be any worse, could it?

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17 Responses to “Yolanthe Sneijder Cabau: Taking Tinseltown By Storm?”

  1. [...] are the best option for injured Wes, but that’s not our main concern here. We know that Yolanthe is courting Hollywood much the same as we court footballers when they reach legal age, but this is not the way to go [...]

  2. mamaly says:

    just hope we don't have to hear her voice

  3. Beha says:

    lol at 'quality cinema' and Michael Bay in the same sentence though.

  4. [...] Wesley Sneijder’s girl has cracked the Hollywood nut and will apparently star alongside Mark Wahlberg in a Michael Bay joint. Yeah, I’ll catch it on cable. // Kickette [...]

  5. ellen, holland says:

    I love her. In the Netherlands you have to be average. Normal. So boring. I like her because she doesn't care too much about all the negative comments and lives her life in Milan and works in Hollywood. Good for her!

  6. futbolfan says:

    FIRST glance at the first pic and I thought it was Megan Fox. No wonder Bay hired her.

    • Lexy says:

      I thought the same EXACT thing. I perused the comments in case someone else connected the two ;)

  7. LizzyHS90 says:

    She is really pretty. If I didn't know I would think she was Italian or something.

  8. Natalie says:

    Fascinating plot

  9. ChefDi says:

    She gets to be married to him AND cavort with Mark Wahlberg? Yeah, that's just wrong.

    PS love Loninha's comment about "deciding to dress"!

  10. Loninha - Brasil says:

    Because I am never surprised when wags decide to dress?

  11. rafaela says:

    The only thing I can say is that she has fat legs!!!