November 17th, 2010

Zenit St Petersburg: Pride & Nekkidness

Vyajeslav Malofeev, Bruno Alves and Vladimir Bistrov take a quiet moment to reflect on their achievement.

Usually the news that Zenit St Petersburg had won the Russian League Championship would slip under our previously discussed and notably crap radar system. (Have you ever tried to operate radar when drunk? No, didn’t think so.)

But it’s amazing what a bit of naked flesh will do to perk up our interest in comparatively obscure football competitions. Zenit beat FC Rostov 5-0 to win the title with two games to spare and the players celebrated in the time honoured, Kickette approved manner of taking their clothes off. Their fans celebrated in the totally asshat, Kickette rejected manner of invading the pitch and then engaging in running battles with police. (Reuters/Daylife)

Congrats on snatching shame from the jaws of local pride there, lads!

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3 Responses to “Zenit St Petersburg: Pride & Nekkidness”

  1. Janet says:

    He still misses Porto. You know it. And Raul! Did you see the two of them during the Portugal v. Spain match? Meireles was the only one who could calm him down after Bad Cesc fouled Pepe.

  2. Bri says:

    Bruno my darling! I am so happy to see that you have managed to keep your tan even in a frigid and sunless corner of the world. I hope you got my care package of favas and vitamin D pills. When I heard you were going to leave the sun and sand of your beloved beaches in portugal for the cold north I have to admit I was very worried for your health and sanity.