May 25th, 2012

Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Premature Aging & Posh Preparations


Andrea Pirlo has beaten Zlatan Ibrahimovic to Serie A’s Player Of The Year in a Goal.com survey. Image: AFP PHOTO/JONATHAN NACKSTRAND.

Isn’t it about time some beauty guru/company created a miracle eye potion that truly erases the visible signs of aging (i.e. under eye bags and crow’s feet)? We plan on carting around some serious Zlatan-esque demarcations this weekend, so ideally this would happen sooner rather than later.

In Ibra’s case, let’s hope the VIP hotel super suite that Sweden specifically arranged for him and four other players (while the rest of its squad suffers in lower tier “common rooms”) comes complete with soft, non-skin tugging satin sheets.

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3 Responses to “Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Premature Aging & Posh Preparations”

  1. santasa says:

    Good luck Sweden, you have great Bosnian for captain !

  2. Marika says:

    Never mind, but look out those beautiful brown eyes. I think that Zlatan is becoming more interesting each year. Good luck Sweden, you have a great captain.

  3. lotta says:

    He is gonna be one hot older gentleman one day :)