September 22nd, 2009

Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Tricks Are For Kids

Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Maxmillion - Splash News/

Zlatan Ibrahimovic recently had a day out in Barcelona with his son Maximilian.

(We know. The cute. Try to contain your woman parts. We sold most of ours in order to afford to buy these photos.)

We’re not going to discuss Helena’s trifecta of leopard print accessories (below). Because really, they speak for themselves. Let’s talk instead about Zlatan’s recent “incident”.

No matter what players you love or what team you support, watching a footy player get punked off/merked/shamed is always excruciatingly embarrassing and supremely entertaining.

Case in point for Mr. Z:

A child wearing an Inter shirt approached Ibrahimovic and held out his hand for him to shake. But as ‘Ibra’ was about to greet the youngster, the little rascal retracted his hand and blew a raspberry. The bemused Zlatan had nothing left to do but reply with a similar gesture.

We have sent many internet trackers and sherpas out to attempt to find the moment this occurred as we suspect Zlatan’s facial expression was not so much “bemused” but “be-bitched”.

Side note: Can someone do the right thing and send us the .gif of Steven Gerrard getting the “oops too slow” treatment? We’d like to have it available in case a compare and contrast situation comes up.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Helena and Max - Splash News/Kickette.comZlatan Ibrahimovic and Max - Splash News -

Update – here’s Stevie’s! Thanks Kathi! Stevie G psyche out

Update 2 - here’s the Ibrah video. Thanks KJ!

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41 Responses to “Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Tricks Are For Kids”

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  2. Mija says:

    Helena is his matter what she wears:) He loves her 4 who she is and not what she wears!!!
    That says SO MUCH about him! I adore Zlatan and the way he stands for Helena and his familiy!!! GO IBRA!

  3. Mateja says:

    Damn you people are sad! A newsflash.. for some people their entire life does not revolve around clothes. How can you call a woman (a smart, successful business woman) a tragedy based on what she is wearing on one occasion?

  4. kaya says:

    He seriously let her walk out of the house with him wearing that?

    Someone must care about her enough to know better than to let her.

    How did this fashion roadkill ever come to exist in the first place?

  5. Nikki says:

    Yuk ! Why does everyone like leopard print , I mean it's so trashy and cheap I don;t know why women of such high stature wear it , there WAG's of the world best players they should have some class !

  6. Kate says:

    LOL nice “incident” with little Filippo :D I have to say that I like Ibra now as he went to Barcelona ;)
    OMG has she hunted that poor animal and treat it as a trophy or something? and why those pants? sweet Lord!! Look in the mirror lady!

  7. Maristela says:

    Don't care about her anyway. I don't care for any WAG, to say the truth. I prefer to see how wonderful looking is little Ibrahimovic and the weird hotness of his funny, irreverent and-much-more-interesting-than-other-hyped-guys Zlatan :)

  8. dannie says:

    the real victim of all this- that poor child who will grow up that that kind of fashion is acceptable… so sad….

  9. Avenath says:

    I don't blame Ibra for walking as far away as possible from Helena…she must have been high on something to step out with that disaster of an outfit!!!!…cute kid though…

  10. gabriela says:

    what is she wearing? good lord.

  11. LoveLamps says:

    Despite the fashion disasters, the kid is beyond gorgeous. I sense a kid modeling agency forming. Someone call the Terrys and set this up!

  12. goalkeeperette says:

    I can’t even say what’s the worst part of her outfit. I’m torn between the pants and the shoes. Damn I’ve never seen such a pair of ugly shoes, they should be burned (and the “designer” with them!!). He looks gorgeous with the kid and I love his casual attire, I don’t even mind the pants. But then again he can do no wrong in my eyes.

  13. shay says:

    Even MC Hammer at the height of oops I crapped my pants-harem pants mania would have puked at thought of wearing that craptastic pair. Bleck!

  14. Lamp's babe says:

    Does this woman shop with Elen Rives???Holy…..btw I have to say that I’d never say that she is about 5/6 years older than him,she’s way too good for him…
    I guess that the boy dressed with Inter tshirt is a trick olayed to him by an Italian tv show “Le Iene” hosted by Totti’s wife.

    • goalkeeperette says:

      I think that she is even 9 years older than him, I can remember reading somewhere that she's 38 and a successful business woman. But why should she be "too good" for Zlatan? Because of his looks or what? Pfff I'd happily take her place any day, Ibra is THE SHIT! <3

      • Luna says:

        I think Ibra being with Helena shows how much THE SHIT he is, smart, kick ass lady, older than him (except the fashion…oh the fashion *shivers*_

        • Lamps' babe says:

          I just think that her 38s are better than his 29….I know that she is a successfull business woman…I bet not in the fashion field anyway.

  15. FirstTeamCoach says:


  16. Amy says:

    omg, what's wrong with her pants?!

  17. carly says:

    I’m not feeling him anymore. Bye Mold-Man.


  18. DaniMrsPepeReina says:

    =| on the outfit i have no words

  19. FootballerChick43-&q says:

    I'm more amused by Zlatan's pants. Actually, I think he stole those off of me. I have a pair that have gone missing that look exactly like that.

  20. mrs aaron ramsey (&# says:

    stevie took his like a pro so i'd expect the same of ibra……. his woman what is up with her???? doesn't he have the heart to tell her she looks like RUBBISH and is embarrassing him, the kid and her self?????

  21. Merel says:

    Why oh why are all of them wearing leopard prints? Make them stop! It's trashy and cheap. Way too WAG-ish. Which is ofcourse not a compliment.

  22. Katie says:

    Holy Christ I almost had a seizure looking at whatever the hell it is that this woman has clothed herself in.

    Avant garde is one thing. Bat shit crazy is another.

    Jean shorts are so Will Smith video circa 1998. They even look nasty on Gerard Pique.

    Anyway, I hope that child has an au pair with half a decent sense of style or the poor boy is in serious trouble.

  23. brb says:

    and how come there are no pics of younger kid?

  24. brb says:

    something is seriously wrong with that woman…her outfits are ridiculous . But hubby and kiddie …omg,too cute for words :)

  25. Raina says:

    I hate his man-capris as much as her leopard disaster of an outfit. The baby is super cute, but does he have a mullet? If so, he fits in w/ the rest of his family. LOL!

  26. ilu says:

    nice pics:) and today is Maximilian B'day! Grattis på födelsedagen!

  27. Boston Red says:

    Oh good heavens! His woman is such a tragedy I can't even find words for it!

  28. Kile says:

    why is zlatan wearing jorts?

  29. Baby Freya says:

    Bwahaha! I love the idea of Ibra getting punk'd by the kiddie! His bubba is totally gorge.

    That woman…god, what on earth is she wearing!? The sunnies are nice but those trousers/things are hideous!

  30. Sasha says:


    It looks like she has a diaper on under those hammer jeans.