August 30th, 2006
Zzz: Abbey & Crouchy
In most instances, we here at Kickette are happy to be the first to jump on the “are they/aren’t they” bandwagon of endless discussion, speculation and analysing of body language from paparazzi photos of footballers and their gals, but not in this case.
We don’t like Abi Clancy.
No, we don’t know why.
Is it the drug taking fiascos? The drunken flashing? The lack of class? The reality tv bids? Maybe the cheating on him with a less stick insect styled dude that was splashed all over the papers? The fact that a girl like her would never date a guy like Crouchy if he worked selling fags and pork pies from the local petrol station? Alas, some mysteries can never be solved.